HEY YOU! YOU NEED TO STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING RIGHT NOW AND WATCH THIS VIDEO.
Anthony Spears, a 13 year-old, “preachin’, twerkin’, bible readin’ mother fucker” twerks to Rihanna’s song, Birthday Cake. He also makes sure not to dance to the version that features Chris Brown, cuz, well you know, he’s a DICK. Thanks Anthony, the women of the world salute and twerk with you.
CHECK IT OUT:
I know how you feel, Anthony. It’s really hard to twerk in khaki pants. But good job, anyway. You’re adorable.
Also, in case you haven’t seen this yet- watch “Twerk” by Lady. It probably inspired Anthony. Also I didn’t know asses were capable of moving the way they do in this video. (Someone teach me how to do it, pleasseeeee!!!!).