I’ve been igcognito as of late. Trying not to get myself into too much trouble so sorry about in the infrequency of my cunt chronicle. But here’s one that I have been meaning to get off my chest.

I was out with my friends one night and we ended up all going to Chinatown. Now going anywhere in the lower half of Manhattan is always dangerous for me because of a guy who I know is always down for a good fuck no matter what time of night. He is my shameless Manhattan booty call. The great thing about this guy is that he is the biggest asshole on the face of the planet. A cocky mothefucker who thinks he’s God’s gift to women and everyone else for that matter. I would never want to date this guy and I do feel guilty that I am feeding his ego by continuing to sleep with him – but the sex has always been really good. Until this one night after a heavy drinking session I end up at his place drunk and horny. I’m a little hesitant to get straight down to business but he didn’t waste time.

Come on, I know you want to fuck me.

I cringe at hearing those words come out of his mouth but I surrender and put my hands above my head as he lifts my top up over my head and throws it on the ground. I mutter to myself;

“Urghhh, you are such a cunt.”

I unzip my skirt and it drops to the floor. I look at him and he grabs and pushes me on the bed. Immediately he rips off my underwear and starts sticking his fingers inside me. I moan half in pleasure and half in pain. He grabs a condom and prepares to stick his dick inside me. I semi sobered up at this point and tried to slow things down. But he wasn’t listening. He grabbed both my legs and put them over his shoulders and drove his penis inside me so hard I couldn’t help but let out an awkward yelp. I scrambled for something to hold on to. He grabs my leather choker and yanks my head forward.

I yell “I’m out,” and try and get off the bed. I can handle rough sex, but when I feel like I’m on the precipice of murder, that’s when I throw in the towel.

“What the fuck is your problem?”
“I’m fucking out.”
“No, you’re not.”

He grabs me and starts trying playing with my tits. He grabs them and pushes his mouth on my left one and bites down.

I punch him in the head.

“Oi you fucking dick! Don’t do that!”

I push him off and start searching round for my clothes. I was fed up with being banged and bruised I just wanted to go home. He still hadn’t got the hint though and came up behind me as I was putting on my bra and got his hand under my skirt and pulled my undies to the side and decided to put all his fingers in every orifice I have down there. I started hysterically crying and then he finally pulls away.

“Are you fucking happy now?” I scream at him.
“Are you fucking happy now that you’ve made me cry? Get fucked.”

I look for the rest of my shit that was sprawled on the floor as I was still hysterically crying. He at silent on the bed watching me.

- The Pink Chalice

I like girls that like girls that like cats.

GOOSEBUMPS “SCARED TO SEE A DOCTOR” RECORD RELEASE SHOW AT 538 JOHNSON (FULL SETS FROM GOOSEBUMPS, AJAX, MERCENARY, LIBYANS, AND LA MISMA)

Like an episode of Jerry Springer, but with more fireworks.

FIGHT CLUB: THE BEST OF FRIDAY NIGHT THROWDOWN

Following the news of Throwdown’s return at SXSW this year with a Texas vs. NYC event, it seems only appropriate to take a look back at the history of Friday Night Throwdown, and the coverage we’ve had of it here on Superchief over the years. For the uninitiated; Friday Night Throwdown wasn’t just NYC’s best underground boxing event, it was NYC’s best underground party.

TEXAS VS. NYC: THROWDOWN RETURNS AT SXSW THIS YEAR

The organization that brought Ford models, Marines and Bloods together for New York’s best underground party is bringing their business to Austin, and bringing with them a Texas vs. NYC event…and Superchief will be covering the whole thing, from start to finish.

THIS APRIL: SUPERCHIEF GALLERY NYC PRESENTS JOHN FELIX ARNOLD III’S “EXCORRIGIA | THE SCOURGE”

From the world of UNSTOPPABLE TOMORROW, Superchief Gallery NYC returns this spring with John Felix Arnold III’s EXCORRIGIA | THE SCOURGE, an exhibition of new works in painting, drawing, mixed media, installation, and sound. The exhibition will run from April 3 through April 13, and there will be an opening reception on Thursday, April 3 from 6-10pm at CultureFix on 9 Clinton Street.

HIGH ON HUNGER: JANE CHARDIET

“High on Hunger” is Jane Chardiet’s new zine, featuring personal essay, photography and interviews with 12 artists, including some of our favorites, about their 2013 and their artistic goals in the new year, along with photographs of each licking fire. It’s good stuff, so I asked Jane about her 2013, because turnabout’s fair play and that’s how the game works.

12 O’ CLOCK BOYS (BALTIMORE STREETBIKE REALNESS)

Whatever your city is doing, what the homies out in B-More are doing is 10x as crazy. 12 O’ Clock Boys is one of the hardest movies we’ve seen in a long time, hands down, exploring a city and a culture that just doesn’t give a fuck (and featuring Baltimore himies like Schwarz on the soundtrack) the film gets more done in it’s 75 minutes than most documentaries do in twice that.

TAPE BAG #1: I HAVEN’T GOTTEN OFF MY COUCH IN DAYS.

Talking shit on random tapes cuz I wanna. Round one: Mongrel, Skinny Puppy, Madonna, Gowanus Mutant Kommandos, Temple of the Dog and MORE.

R.I.P RICKY LUANDA OF CHAIN GANG

Ricky Luanda of the experimental NYC punk band Chain Gang, one of the coolest bands ever, passed away earlier this week from esophogeal cancer. Watch 10 minutes of the bands’ rare, legendary, batshit crazy 1980′s film “MONDO MANHATTAN” right here.

ALWAYS KEEP THE CAMERA RUNNING: MAKS SUSKI’S VIDEOS OF THE NYC MUSIC SCENE

Maks Suski has been hard at work documenting live music in NYC on video for the last 4 years; we asked him to compile a list of some of his favorite videos that he’s shot, a list that includes Japanther, Action Bronson, Death Grips, Culo, Crystal Castles, Limp Wrist, Black Pus and more.

THERE IS A TINY LEG A QUARTER OF AN INCH BELOW YOUR TENTH RIB.

“Although Tiny Leg’s sound owes much of it’s inspiration to the Oakland glucose and thumbtrack scenes of the mid-nineties, and has been called by HotFridge magazine ‘a thumbcore homage to the sound of Velvet Curtis and Taco’ and ‘a slick-stale, neo-juicy, post-hipster alchemy, somewhere in between gluke-wave and puke-base’ by PeckerwoodsToday, those sentences are too journalistic and not souague enough, if one may permit my french.”

DAWN OF HUMANS, HANK WOOD & THE HAMMERHEADS, AND PHARMAKON PLAYED PS1 SATURDAY NIGHT (FULL SETS)

PUNK NOT ART NOISE NOT MUSIC ACK ACK ACK ACK

TOD SEELIE’S “BRIGHT NIGHTS” BOOK RELEASE & PHOTO SHOW AT SUPERCHIEF GALLERY AT CULTUREFIX (VIDEO)

Tod Seelie’s book release and photo show at Superchief Gallery at CultureFix was a celebration of the last 15 years of New York’s underground, for sure; but it also kept an eye on the future.

FUCKED UP CLOSED OUT 285 KENT’S LAST SHOW (FULL SET)

285 Kent finished it’s run last Sunday night; check out full video of Fucked Up’s headlining set right here.

SUPERCHIEF GALLERY AT MIAMI ART BASEL 2013: WILL SMITH CAN SUCK IT.

Superchief Gallery’s showing at Select Fair 2013 is even bigger, better and more batshit crazy than our 2012 showing was – check out photos here, and for homies in Miami, we’ll be at the Catalina Hotel all this week!

STACY KRANITZ’S SKATOPIA (50+ Photos From a Burnout’s Paradise)

Photographer Stacy Kranitz recently journeyed to Skatopia, a famed 88 acre skate park/commune in Ohio which was founded in 1995, documented in the 2010 film of the same name, and once described by writer Kevin Duffel as “a demented mess that meets halfway between an anarchistic Mad Maxian Thunderdome and a utopian skateboard society.” Goddamn if it isn’t one of the best things we’ve ever seen.