The past few weeks of trying to write this godforsaken column (it gets harder every week since i've started, I've realized a sad truth.  Worldstar is going down the fucking tubes.  The main substance of the site is now officially no-name rappers laying doing stupid ass videos.   Leave it to sniveling, politically correct fuckheads to ruin a perfectly good online catalog of offensively ignorant debauchery.  People are gonna do stupid shit whether Worldstar HipHop is around or not.  Cops are ruining the site too, but that should go without saying; still, I don't know how I feel about it.  Sure, people who post videos of illegal activity should expect to fucked.  But at the same time, police shouldn't be surfing worldstar all day just to prosecute people who have done things that don't really matter at this point, it's old news.  If anything, they should be their jobs and get out on the streets to prevent crime in the first place.

So please, pussy bitches and you bacon-backed-donut-eating-oinkers out there, stay the fuck out of my internet.  If you don't like what you see then close your damn eyes.

Aside from that though, the internet is a weird fucking thing.  I know of nothing in my lifetime that transforms itself and so drastically changes the lives of the human population.  The internet is pretty awesome, but it's becoming a tool of the police state across the globe.  Just as we have all learned over time that the internet is a great fucking place, so have the authorities (they just took a little longer).

Give it a few more years before greedy politicians completely strip it of anything good and turn it into a global monitoring network nothing shy of 1984 type shit.  Honestly, you're a fool if you think it's not going to happen- just look at the general trajectory of pretty much anything that has happened in human history; people in power take what they want.

Anyway, enough rambling, enjoy this shit while it lasts…

(Sorry, no best of WSHH comments on this one.  If Worldstar is gonna half-ass their shit, so am I.  Just to keep in the spirit of things though.)

Bun B – Turn it Up

Bun B is just fucking smooth.  The video is nothing special, but he does have snow in the summer if you feel like skiin'.

That's Not How You Drive a Forklift

First off, learn how to drive a forklift with a load that completely blocks your field of view… backwards.  That's the whole point of the fuckin beeping noise.

Somebody Take this Guy Out Back and Shoot Him

The worst dad ever.  Too bad this shit is like a dime a dozen in New York- cyclists know what I'm talking about.  It's almost like the pedestrians here all WANT to die.  I thought looking both ways before you cross the road is something every Mom taught their kids. Guess I was wrong about that though…

Shithead 1 VS Shithead 2

I was actually cheering for the cops in this video, because this douchebag has some serious entitlement issues. I thought he had what was coming to him but then I remembered that cops are the biggest douchebags of all and deserve no praise whatsoever.

Turn a Trick, Suck a Dick. Sperm Count, Sperm Count.

I'm putting this woman up for crackhead of the decade. Suckin dick for the kids.

Facial Abuse

There's really nothing like a good old fashioned beat down.

Wait, Stop the Cameras… I Think Someone Just Died

Oh wait, this is just a prank.  Let this video be living proof that the Middle East goes a little too hard.

Fucked Up Shit Pornstars Say

I'll let this one speak for itself…

Oh yeah- here's a video I wanna keep a surprise from all you internet goons. The autoplay feature on Worldstar is the fucking best. This shit gives new meaning to the act of “getting head”…

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Squashin hobbits alll day.

GOOSEBUMPS “SCARED TO SEE A DOCTOR” RECORD RELEASE SHOW AT 538 JOHNSON (FULL SETS FROM GOOSEBUMPS, AJAX, MERCENARY, LIBYANS, AND LA MISMA)

Like an episode of Jerry Springer, but with more fireworks.

FIGHT CLUB: THE BEST OF FRIDAY NIGHT THROWDOWN

Following the news of Throwdown’s return at SXSW this year with a Texas vs. NYC event, it seems only appropriate to take a look back at the history of Friday Night Throwdown, and the coverage we’ve had of it here on Superchief over the years. For the uninitiated; Friday Night Throwdown wasn’t just NYC’s best underground boxing event, it was NYC’s best underground party.

TEXAS VS. NYC: THROWDOWN RETURNS AT SXSW THIS YEAR

The organization that brought Ford models, Marines and Bloods together for New York’s best underground party is bringing their business to Austin, and bringing with them a Texas vs. NYC event…and Superchief will be covering the whole thing, from start to finish.

THIS APRIL: SUPERCHIEF GALLERY NYC PRESENTS JOHN FELIX ARNOLD III’S “EXCORRIGIA | THE SCOURGE”

From the world of UNSTOPPABLE TOMORROW, Superchief Gallery NYC returns this spring with John Felix Arnold III’s EXCORRIGIA | THE SCOURGE, an exhibition of new works in painting, drawing, mixed media, installation, and sound. The exhibition will run from April 3 through April 13, and there will be an opening reception on Thursday, April 3 from 6-10pm at CultureFix on 9 Clinton Street.

HIGH ON HUNGER: JANE CHARDIET

“High on Hunger” is Jane Chardiet’s new zine, featuring personal essay, photography and interviews with 12 artists, including some of our favorites, about their 2013 and their artistic goals in the new year, along with photographs of each licking fire. It’s good stuff, so I asked Jane about her 2013, because turnabout’s fair play and that’s how the game works.

12 O’ CLOCK BOYS (BALTIMORE STREETBIKE REALNESS)

Whatever your city is doing, what the homies out in B-More are doing is 10x as crazy. 12 O’ Clock Boys is one of the hardest movies we’ve seen in a long time, hands down, exploring a city and a culture that just doesn’t give a fuck (and featuring Baltimore himies like Schwarz on the soundtrack) the film gets more done in it’s 75 minutes than most documentaries do in twice that.

TAPE BAG #1: I HAVEN’T GOTTEN OFF MY COUCH IN DAYS.

Talking shit on random tapes cuz I wanna. Round one: Mongrel, Skinny Puppy, Madonna, Gowanus Mutant Kommandos, Temple of the Dog and MORE.

R.I.P RICKY LUANDA OF CHAIN GANG

Ricky Luanda of the experimental NYC punk band Chain Gang, one of the coolest bands ever, passed away earlier this week from esophogeal cancer. Watch 10 minutes of the bands’ rare, legendary, batshit crazy 1980′s film “MONDO MANHATTAN” right here.

ALWAYS KEEP THE CAMERA RUNNING: MAKS SUSKI’S VIDEOS OF THE NYC MUSIC SCENE

Maks Suski has been hard at work documenting live music in NYC on video for the last 4 years; we asked him to compile a list of some of his favorite videos that he’s shot, a list that includes Japanther, Action Bronson, Death Grips, Culo, Crystal Castles, Limp Wrist, Black Pus and more.

THERE IS A TINY LEG A QUARTER OF AN INCH BELOW YOUR TENTH RIB.

“Although Tiny Leg’s sound owes much of it’s inspiration to the Oakland glucose and thumbtrack scenes of the mid-nineties, and has been called by HotFridge magazine ‘a thumbcore homage to the sound of Velvet Curtis and Taco’ and ‘a slick-stale, neo-juicy, post-hipster alchemy, somewhere in between gluke-wave and puke-base’ by PeckerwoodsToday, those sentences are too journalistic and not souague enough, if one may permit my french.”

DAWN OF HUMANS, HANK WOOD & THE HAMMERHEADS, AND PHARMAKON PLAYED PS1 SATURDAY NIGHT (FULL SETS)

PUNK NOT ART NOISE NOT MUSIC ACK ACK ACK ACK

TOD SEELIE’S “BRIGHT NIGHTS” BOOK RELEASE & PHOTO SHOW AT SUPERCHIEF GALLERY AT CULTUREFIX (VIDEO)

Tod Seelie’s book release and photo show at Superchief Gallery at CultureFix was a celebration of the last 15 years of New York’s underground, for sure; but it also kept an eye on the future.

FUCKED UP CLOSED OUT 285 KENT’S LAST SHOW (FULL SET)

285 Kent finished it’s run last Sunday night; check out full video of Fucked Up’s headlining set right here.

SUPERCHIEF GALLERY AT MIAMI ART BASEL 2013: WILL SMITH CAN SUCK IT.

Superchief Gallery’s showing at Select Fair 2013 is even bigger, better and more batshit crazy than our 2012 showing was – check out photos here, and for homies in Miami, we’ll be at the Catalina Hotel all this week!

STACY KRANITZ’S SKATOPIA (50+ Photos From a Burnout’s Paradise)

Photographer Stacy Kranitz recently journeyed to Skatopia, a famed 88 acre skate park/commune in Ohio which was founded in 1995, documented in the 2010 film of the same name, and once described by writer Kevin Duffel as “a demented mess that meets halfway between an anarchistic Mad Maxian Thunderdome and a utopian skateboard society.” Goddamn if it isn’t one of the best things we’ve ever seen.