French Montana, NORE & 2 Chainz – TADOW
I could understand French trying to coin more phrases after the”fanute” thing but TADOW? C'mon. With that being said too, enough with the fucking trap beats. Lets get this straight- French Montana is not fucking Rick Ross, he's French Montana. Even if on the scale of one to ignorance, Rick and French are straight Cam'rons, the whole “fanute” nonsense shows what separates the two.
I want that New York shit (that I just chain smoked 10 blunts flow). Stop trying so hard
Note: Check out Kurt Cobain's cameo at the end of the video. He lays down an explosive performance.
That effortless languid flow, a certain air of not giving a fuck, is what makes New York rappers. Rick the corrections officer on the other hand gives far too many fucks. He's lies and lies and lies and now every single one of his fucking beats sounds the same. He's pigeon-holed himself into one sound because he thinks that's what people want. He's practicing ignorance for ignorances' sake.
All that being said, I still kinda like this video even though the hook annoys the shit out of me.
The Death of the WWE Powerbomb
If you thought you knew wrestling, just sit the fuck down. This man knows wrestling, he puts the undertaker to shame. Look at that cop on the platform just sit there and watch on ( he doesn't want the shit he's got sitting in his drawers to fall out of his pants).
Watch the turtle's head go back in its shell…
Fight Comp? More Like KO Comp
Worldstar started throwing all their fight footage into weekly compilations; and frankly to start with they were complete bullshit. It was more grown men bitching and moaning than actually fighting. The site went soft for a solid period of time.
With this video though, all that changes. Worldstar is back and in a big fucking way.
A quick note: listen assholes, If you don't like what Worldstar stands for, then don't go on the fucking site (you don't have to ruin it for me and my fellow scumbags).
SpaceGhostPurrp – Been Fweago
That lo-fi crunchiness…
Sick Sick Bastards
This is candid camera taken not just to the next level but probably the final level.
Cold Clock – Cheeseburger Takes a Nap
First off, skip to like 45 seconds in, these guys just do not stop bitching. Best part @0:57, good ol' cheeseburger takes his last fucking breath.
“What up Ni66a, what up ni66a”? How fucking ridiculous is this dude. You aren't Macho dawg, relax yourself.
Ass Sniffing Apparently a Thing in Taiwan
I can't imagine why this video would be fake, but on the other hand I can't imagine how it could be real. His face when he knows is been caught though? Too good…
Persistence is Key (Unless You're Getting Your Ass Beaten)
Only on Worldstar could you watch a guy get his skull fractured as people in the background stand there and film it laughing to themselves. God Bless America.
Does this dude think he's Cool Hand Luke or is that just brain damage?
Al Roker in Shitting His Pants in the White House
So casual with it…
THE MOST RATCHET CLIP OF
THE WEEK EVER: Dome in the Delivery Room
This is just wrong on so many fucked up different levels…