I lost my job recently for being an unreliable piece of shit.  So instead of doing nothing with my disgusting life, I figured I'd bring a little more wrecklessness into yours.
 
 
 
THE WRAP-UP IS BACK…

French Montana, NORE & 2 Chainz – TADOW

I could understand French trying to coin more phrases after the”fanute” thing but TADOW?  C'mon.  With that being said too, enough with the fucking trap beats.  Lets get this straight- French Montana is not fucking Rick Ross, he's French Montana.  Even if on the scale of one to ignorance, Rick and French are straight Cam'rons, the whole “fanute” nonsense shows what separates the two.

I want that New York shit (that I just chain smoked 10 blunts flow).  Stop trying so hard

Note: Check out Kurt Cobain's cameo at the end of the video.  He lays down an explosive performance.

That effortless languid flow, a certain air of not giving a fuck, is what makes New York rappers.  Rick the corrections officer on the other hand gives far too many fucks.  He's lies and lies and lies and now every single one of his fucking beats sounds the same.  He's pigeon-holed himself into one sound because he thinks that's what people want.  He's practicing ignorance for ignorances' sake.

All that being said, I still kinda like this video even though the hook annoys the shit out of me.

The Death of the WWE Powerbomb

If you thought you knew wrestling, just sit the fuck down.  This man knows wrestling, he puts the undertaker to shame.  Look at that cop on the platform just sit there and watch on ( he doesn't want the shit he's got sitting in his drawers to fall out of his pants).

Watch the turtle's head go back in its shell…

Fight Comp? More Like KO Comp

Worldstar started throwing all their fight footage into weekly compilations; and frankly to start with they were complete bullshit.  It was more grown men bitching and moaning than actually fighting.  The site went soft for a solid period of time.

With this video though, all that changes.  Worldstar is back and in a big fucking way.

A quick note: listen assholes, If you don't like what Worldstar stands for, then don't go on the fucking site (you don't have to ruin it for me and my fellow scumbags).

SpaceGhostPurrp – Been Fweago

That lo-fi crunchiness…

Sick Sick Bastards

This is candid camera taken not just to the next level but probably the final level.

Cold Clock – Cheeseburger Takes a Nap

First off, skip to like 45 seconds in, these guys just do not stop bitching.  Best part @0:57, good ol' cheeseburger takes his last fucking breath.

“What up Ni66a, what up ni66a”? How fucking ridiculous is this dude.  You aren't Macho dawg, relax yourself.

Ass Sniffing Apparently a Thing in Taiwan

I can't imagine why this video would be fake, but on the other hand I can't imagine how it could be real.  His face when he knows is been caught though? Too good…

Persistence is Key (Unless You're Getting Your Ass Beaten)

Only on Worldstar could you watch a guy get his skull fractured as people in the background stand there and film it laughing to themselves.  God Bless America.

Does this dude think he's Cool Hand Luke or is that just brain damage?

Al Roker in Shitting His Pants in the White House

So casual with it…

THE MOST RATCHET CLIP OF THE WEEK EVER: Dome in the Delivery Room

This is just wrong on so many fucked up different levels…

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Squashin hobbits alll day.

SUPERCHIEF SUNDAYS ARE FUCKING ill ill ill- TATTOOS & BBQ & LIVE MURALS & FREE BEEEEER

I AM. SOFA KING PUMPED. FOR SUNDAY. PRINTS AND LIVE PAINTING AND ARTWORK BY Sheryo Sherry Oh Pong Tom Costa Alexander Heir Claudia Ramirez Metro Zu Poshh […]

TRANSMISSION MAGAZINE LAUNCH PARTY FOR FNT 2014: FOOTAGE OF SXSW WITH MOBB DEEP, BABES, FIGHTS AND MORE (AND 50+ PHOTOS FROM TOD SEELIE)

FNT has been the best underground party in NYC for years now, and it’s spreading to the rest of the country now too, thanks to a successful SXSW event and a magazine with TRANSMISSION magazine. We interviewed Fight Night leader Bekim Trenova to talk about all that and what’s to come. PLUS: footage of the release of the magazine. PLUS: footage of the SXSW event. PLUS: footage of Mobb Deep’s performance. PLUS: photos by Tod Seelie. Yeah, we got all that and more, RIGHT HERE.

The Germans Who Dress Like Native Americans and Refuse to Return Their Scalps

Contributing photographer Jennifer Osborne has been working in Europe on a photography project about cultural appropriation of Native Americans by Europeans. In wake of Pharrell Williams’ controversial “Indian Headress” on the cover of Elle Magazine, this degree of Native Dress-up seems extra offensive.

GOOSEBUMPS “SCARED TO SEE A DOCTOR” RECORD RELEASE SHOW AT 538 JOHNSON (FULL SETS FROM GOOSEBUMPS, AJAX, MERCENARY, LIBYANS, AND LA MISMA)

Like an episode of Jerry Springer, but with more fireworks.

FIGHT CLUB: THE BEST OF FRIDAY NIGHT THROWDOWN

Following the news of Throwdown’s return at SXSW this year with a Texas vs. NYC event, it seems only appropriate to take a look back at the history of Friday Night Throwdown, and the coverage we’ve had of it here on Superchief over the years. For the uninitiated; Friday Night Throwdown wasn’t just NYC’s best underground boxing event, it was NYC’s best underground party.

TEXAS VS. NYC: THROWDOWN RETURNS AT SXSW THIS YEAR

The organization that brought Ford models, Marines and Bloods together for New York’s best underground party is bringing their business to Austin, and bringing with them a Texas vs. NYC event…and Superchief will be covering the whole thing, from start to finish.

THIS APRIL: SUPERCHIEF GALLERY NYC PRESENTS JOHN FELIX ARNOLD III’S “EXCORRIGIA | THE SCOURGE”

From the world of UNSTOPPABLE TOMORROW, Superchief Gallery NYC returns this spring with John Felix Arnold III’s EXCORRIGIA | THE SCOURGE, an exhibition of new works in painting, drawing, mixed media, installation, and sound. The exhibition will run from April 3 through April 13, and there will be an opening reception on Thursday, April 3 from 6-10pm at CultureFix on 9 Clinton Street.

HIGH ON HUNGER: JANE CHARDIET

“High on Hunger” is Jane Chardiet’s new zine, featuring personal essay, photography and interviews with 12 artists, including some of our favorites, about their 2013 and their artistic goals in the new year, along with photographs of each licking fire. It’s good stuff, so I asked Jane about her 2013, because turnabout’s fair play and that’s how the game works.

12 O’ CLOCK BOYS (BALTIMORE STREETBIKE REALNESS)

Whatever your city is doing, what the homies out in B-More are doing is 10x as crazy. 12 O’ Clock Boys is one of the hardest movies we’ve seen in a long time, hands down, exploring a city and a culture that just doesn’t give a fuck (and featuring Baltimore himies like Schwarz on the soundtrack) the film gets more done in it’s 75 minutes than most documentaries do in twice that.

TAPE BAG #1: I HAVEN’T GOTTEN OFF MY COUCH IN DAYS.

Talking shit on random tapes cuz I wanna. Round one: Mongrel, Skinny Puppy, Madonna, Gowanus Mutant Kommandos, Temple of the Dog and MORE.

R.I.P RICKY LUANDA OF CHAIN GANG

Ricky Luanda of the experimental NYC punk band Chain Gang, one of the coolest bands ever, passed away earlier this week from esophogeal cancer. Watch 10 minutes of the bands’ rare, legendary, batshit crazy 1980’s film “MONDO MANHATTAN” right here.

ALWAYS KEEP THE CAMERA RUNNING: MAKS SUSKI’S VIDEOS OF THE NYC MUSIC SCENE

Maks Suski has been hard at work documenting live music in NYC on video for the last 4 years; we asked him to compile a list of some of his favorite videos that he’s shot, a list that includes Japanther, Action Bronson, Death Grips, Culo, Crystal Castles, Limp Wrist, Black Pus and more.

THERE IS A TINY LEG A QUARTER OF AN INCH BELOW YOUR TENTH RIB.

“Although Tiny Leg’s sound owes much of it’s inspiration to the Oakland glucose and thumbtrack scenes of the mid-nineties, and has been called by HotFridge magazine ‘a thumbcore homage to the sound of Velvet Curtis and Taco’ and ‘a slick-stale, neo-juicy, post-hipster alchemy, somewhere in between gluke-wave and puke-base’ by PeckerwoodsToday, those sentences are too journalistic and not souague enough, if one may permit my french.”

DAWN OF HUMANS, HANK WOOD & THE HAMMERHEADS, AND PHARMAKON PLAYED PS1 SATURDAY NIGHT (FULL SETS)

PUNK NOT ART NOISE NOT MUSIC ACK ACK ACK ACK

TOD SEELIE’S “BRIGHT NIGHTS” BOOK RELEASE & PHOTO SHOW AT SUPERCHIEF GALLERY AT CULTUREFIX (VIDEO)

Tod Seelie’s book release and photo show at Superchief Gallery at CultureFix was a celebration of the last 15 years of New York’s underground, for sure; but it also kept an eye on the future.