We challenge you, literally, to out-smoke this old man. Win money and glory.
YOU VS. IRON LUNGS: FINALLY, A “SMOKE WEED TO THIS” CONTEST (From YOU Dad…I Learned it from Watching YOU!)
SMOKE WEED TO THIS: THAT TIME PANTERA COVERED BLACK SABBATH AND MADE A 90′S CGI VIDEO ABOUT ENVIRONMENTAL THEORY AND THE SPREAD OF LIFE THROUGH SPACE. YEAH.
In which the best weed band ever gets covered by the best band with a member named after a quantity of pot, and things get all thoughtful and ponderous about the universe in the video, man.
THE NEW VANS AD IS PRETTY DOPE (we know, we know, it’s a big-ass advert for sneakers… but it’s got Dennis Mcnett’s Wolfbat and Municipal Waste in it, and it’s nice to see friends during commercial breaks on Hulu.)
Gotta give credit where credit is fully due, and Vans did pretty damn good on this one. Shiiit.
Some kids just really like skateboards.
SMOKE WEED TO THIS: NEON TRAILS THAT NEVER FADE AWAY SET TO FRENCH GIRL MUSIC. (I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE AN OLD SPRINT COMMERCIAL, GET PAST IT.)
It starts out and i’m just trying to figure out what i’m watching this guy do, and then suddenly, after giving up that he wasnt going to “fightclub” all those cars, i start thinking about trails and drugs and then, for a second i try to figure out how he’s doing this on video, and [...]
No idea what this has to do with tires at all whatsoever, but it’s fucking dope. Light up.
DR. MACEK: I have warned him in media it’s purely my personal issue.
Das Racist may be gone, but weed will live on forever. Or something like that.
SHAQ IN 1993 COULD PROBABLY LITERALLY SQUASH YOU LIKE A BUG WITH HIS HAND AND SMEAR YOU ACROSS A PIECE OF BREAD BEFORE DEVOURING YOU ENTIRELY, THUS MAKING HIM THE MOST CREDIBLE RAPPER EVER. (also, I know all the words to this song.)
Booty rappers, stay booty.
“Been in the game for years, it made me an animal / it’s rules to this shit, I wrote me a manual”
WELCOME TO THE YOUTH CHRONICLES.
BREAKING ELECTION ROUND-UP: OBAMA WON THE PRESIDENCY, BUT COLORADO AND WASHINGTON JUST WON LIFE BY LEGALIZING RECREATIONAL MARIJUANA
Big ups to Barack, Tammy Baldwin, and THE ENTIRE MOTHERFUCKING STATE OF COLORADO. Weed and vaginas for everyone.
Smoke. Weed. To. This.
Hey gurrrl, you like some mystical mind-blowing spiritual art film/psychedelic rock acid trip internet mashups?
Come ovah here and light up.
TRUST ME, ME A COUGAR, ME A JAGUAR, ME A EVERYGAR
An anti-western documentary, allegedly leaked to a South Korean tourist by agents of the North posing as defectors has emerged and been translated to English. And god is it scary just how right they have all of it, down to the letter.
Goddamn the whole thing is movinggggggggg.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. SNAP INTO IT.
But for real, it’s pretty cute.
IT’S THE FUTURE MAN, IT’S THE FUTURE.
We fixed a shitty internet art genre by changing its shitty music to Three-Six Mafia and now it’s rad.
We really don’t normally post cat videos, but this is beautiful. Look at that guy, thinking he’s people, sitting like people, just chilling. It’s beautiful, he’s just so relaxed. BONUS: THIS FROG THINKS HE’S PEOPLE TOO