Call me crazy, but I’ve always dreamt of forming a Folk band comprised of ultra-talented, tiny children. Not in a creepy, for my own enjoyment kind of way, no. I’d have them perform at parties, maybe rent them out to famous people and stuff, watch the big bucks roll in. Needless to say I’ve run into a few obstacles in pursuit of this dream; I don’t have any kids and the ones I found put up one hell of a good fight, and buying special instruments small enough for their little fingers has been a lot more difficult than I originally anticipated.
Leave it to North Korea to show me the light.
Look at how much fun those kids are having! Look at that passion! They love it. They love Kim. Nothing else matters.
Not only do these little prodigies know how to shred like motherfuckers, they’re good at, like, every instrument.
We’ve got our strings, our percussion, but what about vocalists?
Theeeeeere we go. It’s nice to watch your dreams come true right before your eyes. But wait, just as you think it can’t get any better they throw a wild card at you…
Bet you didn’t see that one coming.
Now, I don’t want you to think I’m some kind of fucking loser and that just because North Korea already did it, I’m not going to. Nay, I take inspiration from these videos. I learned a lot, like how to be a better teacher and to disregard the crying. But most importantly I learned that and as long as you indoctrinate your kids from birth and raise them on a steady diet of fear and rice paste, anything is possible.Tweet