In news that movies are made out of, 32-year-old Aurora Barrera, manager of a bank, had a “bomb” strapped to her and was forced to take money out the vault. Two men toting guns kidnapped her and held her overnight, taking her to a Bank of America and forcing her to go into the bank and take out all the money. The kidnappers waited outside with ski-masks on and after Barrera dropped the money outside, sped away in white Kia. If you live in Huntington Park, LA, watch out for 2 dudes in a white Kia ballin out. Cops won’t say how much money they got away with except “a decent amount” which is robbery speak for “a shit load”.
Not like the bizarre case of Brian Douglas Wells in 2003, who was very unlucky. Wells was actually in on the plot, which involved him wearing a fake bomb around his neck and stealing money from a bank. His co-conspirators conspired against him though, attaching a real bomb to his neck. When he went into the bank and demanded money, they were like “what the fuck?” Police intervened, and Wells told them everything that happened. This led to a stand off, where the bomb squad was called in super late, the people who set Wells up probably saw what was going on, and pulled the trigger. Wells entire body blowed the fuck up, and of course the video is on the internet. Turns out he was pretty much set up to die by a prostitute and her chums, as the bomb was going to go off anyways. The big assholes all either died or got very long prison sentences.
Moral of the story folks, just stop fucking robbing banks. It’s not 1880 anymore, you’re gonna get fucking caught or blown up.Tweet