On February 21, 2012 feminist punk rock group “Pussy Riot” performed an impromptu protest prayer at a Moscow cathedral. The religious song, with alternative lyrics, begged Mary to relieve the country of Putin’s perpetual presidency and called out the Church for its chummy ties to the Russian government. Though their presentation was intended as a peaceful political protest, the group was condemned for “abusing God,” attempting to incite violence and religious hatred, and arrested for “Hooliganism” less than a month later.

Pussy Riot, in their typically colorful anonymous music terrorism garb.

According to Part II, Section IX, Chapter 24, Article 213 of Russian penal code, Hooliganism is “a gross violation of the public order which expresses patent contempt for society, attended by violence against private persons or by the threat of its use, and likewise by the destruction or damage of other people’s property.” You can brush up on your knowledge of Russian punishments here. (Make note that Hooliganism entails approximately the same punishment for moderate piracy, and no, I don’t mean illegal downloading I mean actual fucking pirates.)

Pussy Riot in jail, their new home for 3 years.

Members of the group continue to deny these allegations as they stand on trial against a prosecution pushing for cold, hard, pussy pounding prison time. Pussy Riot maintains the act was a political statement calling for a separation of Church and State, not intended to be blasphemous. They claim they didn’t know that getting up on an altar in an ultra conservative environment and bashing the political policy it endorses would piss so many people off. Sorry everyone.

Pussy Riot Altar

Pussy Riot being bad in church.

What does this mean for Russia? A couple of things. For one, the public eye has been drawn to Putins’ crackdown on “dissenters” since his millionth (billionth?) re-election as president in oscillation with Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev. Secondly, international attention has been drawn to the fact that Russia has a law against Hooliganism in the first place (…the fuck?), and likely has myriad other vague codes that coddle Russia’s KGBesque political and social suppression. Artists like Sting, Madonna and the Red Hot Chili Peppers have publicly defended the group in light of their upcoming performances in Russia. Prosecution on the other hand, not giving a single shit what Madonna or the internet has to say, is still pushing for a three year sentence. Lastly, attention has been drawn to the Church and their suspicious government ties. Maybe its just me but I might to start suspecting something is just a little bit off when bashing Putin counts as blasphemy…

Talk about abusing God. Go Russia.

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Vladimir Putin’s “nobody fucks with the jesus” face

TRANSLATED LYRICS:

Black robe, golden epaulettes
All parishioners are crawling and bowing
The ghost of freedom is in heaven
Gay pride sent to Siberia in chains

The head of the KGB is their chief saint
Leads protesters to prison under escort
In order not to offend the Holy
Women have to give birth and to love

Holy shit, shit, Lord’s shit!
Holy shit, shit, Lord’s shit!
(Chorus)
St. Maria, Virgin, become a feminist
Become a feminist, Become a feminist
(end chorus)

Church praises the rotten dictators
The cross-bearer procession of black limousines
In school you are going to meet with a teacher-preacher
Go to class – bring him money!

Patriarch Gundyaev believes in Putin
Bitch, you better believed in God
Belt of the Virgin is no substitute for mass-meetings
In protest of our Ever-Virgin Mary!

(Chorus)
St. Maria, Virgin, Drive away Putin
Drive away! Drive away Putin!

And here’s what Asian news is saying about the matter:

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