The Olympics are pretty boring and wack other than the fighting, handball, soccer is kinda sick and trampoline.  Trampoline is only cool because its stuff you can’t do in your backyard.  You can steal other people’s bounces and do flips and shit and maybe jump from your trampoline into your pool but that’s only if you’re privileged enough to have a pool.  I was privileged enough to have a trampoline  but had to get rid of it because Chris Doyle came over, fell on his face and split his mouth open.  Everything else in the Olympics I could bare to see maybe once every, I don’t know……4 years?? We watch the Olympics to see silly muscular girls in spandex and watch those stupid other sports thinking “what the fuck is this?”

A list of hot chicks in spandex.

This isn’t like a top 10, just a list  so chill.

(Ima give their specs too to look semi- profesh in this order: name, country from, event they’re in and their physical degree)

 

1) Nadine  Broersen, Netherlands, Heptathlon, 22 years old 5’7 

This girl weighs 140 pounds.  I’d def hit it but shit girl lose some weight, fatty. 

Are you seriously married too? I should really just take you off this list; that ill camel toe is your only saving grace.

 

2) Ivona Dadic, Austria, Heptathlon, 18 years old 5’10

I really think the whole 18 year old thing is overrated but an 18 year old throwing a big heavy ball around is pretty

impressive.

This isn’t racist but outties only look good on black guys, no homo.

 

3) Tom Daley, England, Diving,  18 years old 5’10

 

Yea.  Face, hair, eyes, bod; full package right here… and that too ;) . This chick is hot

 

4)Dalma Rushdi Malhas, Saudi Arabia, Equestrian, 20 years old

The Saudi-Arabian Lindsay Lohan

 

 Wow, what a knock out. With the helmet on. With the helmet off she kinda looks like some random chick but hey, can random chicks do this…

If  you’re horny, let’s do it, Ride it, my pony

My saddle’s waitin , ‘Come and jump on it

Do you realize how sick of this song this girl is? This girl rules though. She speaks English, Italian, French and Arabic. Imagine her yelling at you, then apologizing to you, then fucking you and last but certainly not least serenading you to sleep, combing your hair with her petite fingers telling you everything will be ok, all in different languages.  She also got played out from competing in the games because her stupid horse got hurt so she has my sympathy vote.

 

5) Michelle ”Shelly“ Jenneke, Australia, Hurdles,  19 years old

Yea, yea everyone knows this chick by now but deservedly so. Look at the triangular gap between her thigh and her puss, I love that! I really like that a lot when that happens when chicks where spandex.  I really really like that a lot

and of course this… without further ado …………………….

 

this song kicks ass , those thighs kick ass too

 

there’s  more

 

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