BEST OF THE INTERNET December 12, 2011

Flight School

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Apparently flying a Jet Pack is pretty fucking hard, but luckily a man named Eric Scott aka Rocketman has graciously offered his skills to teach us.  Supposedly he is the best jet pack pilot the world has, whatever that means, it has me kind of intrigued.  He’s performed in air shows, flown over canyons and holds the record for fastest speed on a jet pack, and NOW he wants to teach YOU how to fly.

Here’s a video of some rookie sucking ass at Eric’s jet pack school.

Yo, when I make my millions and have all the time and money to waste in the world, I’m gonna go to the Rocketman’s school and make him teach me THIS shit…

I’m kind of skeptical that flying a jet pack is so good damn difficult.  I’ve played enough fucking Star Wars Shadows of the Empire to know what’s good with some jetpacks.  But I don’t know.

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