Roger Pion lived out his Monster Jam rally dream with an added bonus: Cop cars and $300,000 of damage. This 34 year old badass from Newport, VT was so pissed off for getting bagged with weed possession and resisting arrest that he tractored 7 police cruisers and a transport van. Drove right on up to the sheriff’s department parking lot and started pretending he was Grave Digger crushing junked cars, but instead of Grave Digger and junk cars it was his 20,000 lb tractor crushing cop cars. Then he casually drove away on the highway, and no one could catch him, wanna know why? They had no police cruisers to chase him with. Two officers tried running after him but almost got ran over, so they came up with the genius ploy of laying down spikes in front of him, to which the tractor gave the tractor equivalent of a middle finger to. I can only acid trip to what was going through his head the few miles of road he drove his tractor before police got civilian cars to pull him over with. We salute you, Roger Pion, for being yourself and not harming others.
This punk as fuck dude is currently has his bail set for $15,000. He could face up to 14 charges, the most serious a felony aggravated assault on a police officer, which could get you locked up in Vermont for 16 years. “We came out and sure enough someone had run over our cruisers with a tractor,” said Chief Deputy Philip Brooks, Orleans County Sheriff’s Department. “I mean it is Vermont. No, nobody saw it happen,” said Brooks.