A lot of people have been submitting their erotic stories to Superchief lately. I guess we’re at that phase in our blog where everyone wants to talk to us about fucking. Anyway, here’s our first. Our slutty friend The Pink Chalice has captivated tumblr with her tales of female perversion in New York City. It’s timeless and prideful boasting, and pretty fun to read. Here’s her first installment about stealing her room mate’s OK Cupid date.

I will admit that I am guilty of using Okcupid for less than the greater good. I’ll explain.

I used to live with this pathetic girl from the upper crust of some backwards southern state who had a boyfriend who used her for what she was, a cunt with a rich daddy and she knew it. So to combat this she would secretly go on these internet dates (from okcupid, of course) and obsess over the guys she would meet off there. One guy who she never really had anything with but whom she was madly in love with messaged me. How could I resist! To pass up an opportunity to get one over on this girl after she made my first couple of months in this city painfully unbearable was out of the question.

So I did what any female would do. I messaged him back and we arranged to meet up. I met him at a bar in the East Village, the one with all the lesbians and projector screens. I felt at home. We talked for a while about meaningless bullshit and I continued to get happily smashed off ginger whiskeys (I have since evolved to being a margaritas or straight tequila kinda gal).

Having gone into this situation with the upper hand, (I already knew way too much about this guy through my old roommate since she would blather on about him and his shitty instagram photos all the fucking time) and how he was so stand offish with her I felt that the situation would either go one of two ways. On the one hand I thought he would be a straight up ‘fashion douche’ who was way into himself (in hindsight he was pretty close to what I had initially envisioned him to be) or that he would be actually kind of interesting and might even get a pass to the boneyard (aka my vagina). So after a few hours of drinking and talking we moved from the lez bar to a LES bar (lol gettit?).

And then after even more drinks he made the diplomatic suggestion of making our way back to Brooklyn. At this stage I was agreeable to almost anything. We left and walked a few meters from the bar which is when he stopped me and kissed me. He was a good kisser. He had big lips and and he had a strong grip on the back of my neck which is always a winning combo. It didnt help though that the opportune moment he decided to kiss me was right by a dumpster but when i’m drunk i’m not so picky so I didn’t bring it up. After a few decent minutes had passed of us really going at in the lip-locking department, he pulled away and lead me around the corner to the steps of a girl prep school. My inner slut couldnt resist. I pressed him up against the gates of the school and rubbed the outline of his semi erect cock through his jeans. He saw this as a green light and put his hands under my shirt and started feelings my boobs. He wasn’t the best boob groper and as it turned out later, he wasn’t much of a boob guy. So i guess he didnt really appreciate what awesome access that he had at the time. My forwardness for genital fondling eventually escalated to him venture south of the border.

He entered my vagina with his fingers right there and then on the steps of the girls prep school. It felt good to have the warmth of his fingers in between my legs. I don’t know why but getting finger fucked in public is such a fucking turn on for me. Having engaged in some serious heavy petting on the entrance way steps to this girls prep school for what seemed like a couple of hours we disengage and decide to walk to the subway. He had work in the morning and I was crashing on my friends couch. We parted ways on the L train Lorimer stop. And I had a drunken smirk on my face for the rest of the ride home.

-Pink Chalice

I like girls that like girls that like cats.

GOOSEBUMPS “SCARED TO SEE A DOCTOR” RECORD RELEASE SHOW AT 538 JOHNSON (FULL SETS FROM GOOSEBUMPS, AJAX, MERCENARY, LIBYANS, AND LA MISMA)

Like an episode of Jerry Springer, but with more fireworks.

FIGHT CLUB: THE BEST OF FRIDAY NIGHT THROWDOWN

Following the news of Throwdown’s return at SXSW this year with a Texas vs. NYC event, it seems only appropriate to take a look back at the history of Friday Night Throwdown, and the coverage we’ve had of it here on Superchief over the years. For the uninitiated; Friday Night Throwdown wasn’t just NYC’s best underground boxing event, it was NYC’s best underground party.

TEXAS VS. NYC: THROWDOWN RETURNS AT SXSW THIS YEAR

The organization that brought Ford models, Marines and Bloods together for New York’s best underground party is bringing their business to Austin, and bringing with them a Texas vs. NYC event…and Superchief will be covering the whole thing, from start to finish.

THIS APRIL: SUPERCHIEF GALLERY NYC PRESENTS JOHN FELIX ARNOLD III’S “EXCORRIGIA | THE SCOURGE”

From the world of UNSTOPPABLE TOMORROW, Superchief Gallery NYC returns this spring with John Felix Arnold III’s EXCORRIGIA | THE SCOURGE, an exhibition of new works in painting, drawing, mixed media, installation, and sound. The exhibition will run from April 3 through April 13, and there will be an opening reception on Thursday, April 3 from 6-10pm at CultureFix on 9 Clinton Street.

HIGH ON HUNGER: JANE CHARDIET

“High on Hunger” is Jane Chardiet’s new zine, featuring personal essay, photography and interviews with 12 artists, including some of our favorites, about their 2013 and their artistic goals in the new year, along with photographs of each licking fire. It’s good stuff, so I asked Jane about her 2013, because turnabout’s fair play and that’s how the game works.

12 O’ CLOCK BOYS (BALTIMORE STREETBIKE REALNESS)

Whatever your city is doing, what the homies out in B-More are doing is 10x as crazy. 12 O’ Clock Boys is one of the hardest movies we’ve seen in a long time, hands down, exploring a city and a culture that just doesn’t give a fuck (and featuring Baltimore himies like Schwarz on the soundtrack) the film gets more done in it’s 75 minutes than most documentaries do in twice that.

TAPE BAG #1: I HAVEN’T GOTTEN OFF MY COUCH IN DAYS.

Talking shit on random tapes cuz I wanna. Round one: Mongrel, Skinny Puppy, Madonna, Gowanus Mutant Kommandos, Temple of the Dog and MORE.

R.I.P RICKY LUANDA OF CHAIN GANG

Ricky Luanda of the experimental NYC punk band Chain Gang, one of the coolest bands ever, passed away earlier this week from esophogeal cancer. Watch 10 minutes of the bands’ rare, legendary, batshit crazy 1980′s film “MONDO MANHATTAN” right here.

ALWAYS KEEP THE CAMERA RUNNING: MAKS SUSKI’S VIDEOS OF THE NYC MUSIC SCENE

Maks Suski has been hard at work documenting live music in NYC on video for the last 4 years; we asked him to compile a list of some of his favorite videos that he’s shot, a list that includes Japanther, Action Bronson, Death Grips, Culo, Crystal Castles, Limp Wrist, Black Pus and more.

THERE IS A TINY LEG A QUARTER OF AN INCH BELOW YOUR TENTH RIB.

“Although Tiny Leg’s sound owes much of it’s inspiration to the Oakland glucose and thumbtrack scenes of the mid-nineties, and has been called by HotFridge magazine ‘a thumbcore homage to the sound of Velvet Curtis and Taco’ and ‘a slick-stale, neo-juicy, post-hipster alchemy, somewhere in between gluke-wave and puke-base’ by PeckerwoodsToday, those sentences are too journalistic and not souague enough, if one may permit my french.”

DAWN OF HUMANS, HANK WOOD & THE HAMMERHEADS, AND PHARMAKON PLAYED PS1 SATURDAY NIGHT (FULL SETS)

PUNK NOT ART NOISE NOT MUSIC ACK ACK ACK ACK

TOD SEELIE’S “BRIGHT NIGHTS” BOOK RELEASE & PHOTO SHOW AT SUPERCHIEF GALLERY AT CULTUREFIX (VIDEO)

Tod Seelie’s book release and photo show at Superchief Gallery at CultureFix was a celebration of the last 15 years of New York’s underground, for sure; but it also kept an eye on the future.

FUCKED UP CLOSED OUT 285 KENT’S LAST SHOW (FULL SET)

285 Kent finished it’s run last Sunday night; check out full video of Fucked Up’s headlining set right here.

SUPERCHIEF GALLERY AT MIAMI ART BASEL 2013: WILL SMITH CAN SUCK IT.

Superchief Gallery’s showing at Select Fair 2013 is even bigger, better and more batshit crazy than our 2012 showing was – check out photos here, and for homies in Miami, we’ll be at the Catalina Hotel all this week!

STACY KRANITZ’S SKATOPIA (50+ Photos From a Burnout’s Paradise)

Photographer Stacy Kranitz recently journeyed to Skatopia, a famed 88 acre skate park/commune in Ohio which was founded in 1995, documented in the 2010 film of the same name, and once described by writer Kevin Duffel as “a demented mess that meets halfway between an anarchistic Mad Maxian Thunderdome and a utopian skateboard society.” Goddamn if it isn’t one of the best things we’ve ever seen.