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IF WU-TANG IS FOR THE KIDS, WHY CAN'T GUCCI BE TOO?

“I know them hoes from school, but yo them hoes mama’s be smokin dope, them hoes mama’s used to sell all they clothes to me for the low low” – Gucci Mane

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EUROPE IS LOSING THEIR SHIT: ONE SIDED BOOBS, CRYING CRIMINALS, AND DRUNK DRIVING

Because as we all know, other countries pull weird shit too.

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HALL AND OATES GET IN FIGHT THAT ENDS IN ARREST AND A DESTROYED FRIENDSHIP

Woooah here he comes.

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THE INAUGURATION LUPE FIASCO

“Solzhenitsyn put it very quaintly,” says Lupe Fiasco. “Basically, there’s a duality in everything – there’s two sides to every story. Sometimes they complement each other, and sometimes they conflict.”

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FOOTBALL AND FAKE GIRLFRIENDS: YOUR GUIDE TO ALL THINGS MANTI TE’O AND IMAGINARY BABES

Remember that movie where Al Pacino created that fake CGI movie star and then had to cover up the lie for the rest of the movie? No, because it was awful and no one’s seen that shit, thankfully. (It was called “S1mone”, by the way.)

Well, college football star Manti Te’o has kind of had a similar experience lately, except about 10x sadder because it was a fake dead girlfriend he was pretending to have, and he wasn’t 1/10th as good at getting away with it. Confused? Yep, so are we.

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Police Ruin Imagined Possibilities For Stockholm Train Crash

Police said a cleaning woman stole a train and crashed it into an apartment building outside of Stockholm, Sweden, which is awesome. None of the American media outlets felt like mentioning the how or why, so we did a little digging and google-translated some shit, and got to the bottom of things.

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NEW YEAR, NEW GALLERY, ALL NEW EVERYTHANG; SUPERCHIEF IS HIRING, COME GET AT US. (Details here)

JOIN US.

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Breaking Out of Prison: Apparently Easier Than It Sounds

The duo was somehow left alone long enough to chisel a hole at the bottom of their window, remove the bars, rip and braid bed sheets into a rope, and escape with a 6 hour lead before the prison guards even noticed they were gone.

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NEBRASKA TEENAGE GIRL COMMITS ROBBERY, GRAND THEFT AUTO, LISTENING TO GREEN DAY THE WHOLE TIME BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT KIDS DO NOWADAYS (IT’S EITHER THAT OR SKRILLEX, BUT THOSE KIDS HAVE ALREADY DISCOVERED PARTY DRUGS SO THEY’RE SORTA HARMLESS)

She’s a victimmmmmmmmm.

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DPRK Archaeologists Discover Lair of King Tongmyŏng’s Unicorn

King Tongmyong, founder of the ancient Goguryeo Kingdom on the Korean penninsula, hatched from an egg according to historical lore.

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Florida Womyn Beats Up Sexually Inept Boyfriend for Cumming Too Quickly

Whilst some afternoon intercourse, Raquel Gonzalez’s boyfriend, Esric Davis, busted a nut too soon; thus leaving her unsatisfied and pissed.

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ZAD Reoccupation: 20,000 Mobilize in Notre Dame des Landes, France

ZAD Reoccupation: 20,000 Mobilize in Notre Dame des Landes, France  17th November 2012 – Today marks the full-force reoccupation of an area known as the ZAD (zone à défendre – zone to defend) in Notre Dame des Landes, Brittany, France. In response to the brutal eviction and bulldozing of various farms, the disruption of livestock […]

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MEANWHILE, GREECE IS BLOWING THE FUCK UP

While the US was reeling from a pretty predictable election this week, 100,000 protestors in Greece took to the streets and waged a spectacular war with the police. Molotov cocktails, tear gas canisters, and water cannons contributed to the destruction – another event in a much larger conflict that, to be blunt, isn’t going to end anytime soon.

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BREAKING ELECTION ROUND-UP: OBAMA WON THE PRESIDENCY, BUT COLORADO AND WASHINGTON JUST WON LIFE BY LEGALIZING RECREATIONAL MARIJUANA

Big ups to Barack, Tammy Baldwin, and THE ENTIRE MOTHERFUCKING STATE OF COLORADO. Weed and vaginas for everyone.

Smoke. Weed. To. This.

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Hurricane Sandy is a Salty Bitch: NYC’s Toxic Shitstorm

(Update, 9:16 PM: Our editor lost power and is out of contact with us, so we’ll just keep posting and let em deal with it in the morning) Hey guys, guess what? There’s a ma’fuckin huuuuricane up in this bitch right now. Oh, you already knew that? Was it the broken glass or the garbage […]

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The Gulag Redux: Thanks for the News Pussy Riot, Now Rot in Siberia

After all, there is a reason the members wore ski masks in their performances: not to avoid getting caught by the authorities, as they always understood the risks, but to avoid getting caught in the cycle of objectification that would, inevitably, spay their radical message and render it cartoonish. Unfortunately, that is precisely what happened.

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Happy Radiation: Fukushima’s Unit 4 at High Risk of Collapse

“Many scientists say if Unit 4 collapses, not only will Japan lie in ruin, but the entire world will also face serious damages.”

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SEATTLE ANARCHISTS ARE HOUNDED BY THE FEDS, REFUSE FEDERAL GRAND JURY

“When they try to mercilessly gut communities, we do not scatter, we grow stronger, we thrive. [...] The State thinks it is a black hole that can destroy whatever it wants. In reality, it is much more like a stellar nursery, wherein it unintentionally creates new, strong anarchist stars.”

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POLITICIAN OFFERS FREE COKE FOR VOTES IN BRAZIL (ANOTHER REASON WHY OUR ELECTIONS ARE BULLSHIT)

Obama, Romney, take some got damn notes.

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HAPPY DAY OF INDIGENOUS RESISTANCE, EVERYBODY (Columbus was never a homie anyway)

Because for some reason, a holiday celebrating imperialism, genocide and rape really doesn't jive with some people.

Hey, at least we get a day off.

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SUPERCHIEF SUNDAYS ARE FUCKING ill ill ill- TATTOOS & BBQ & LIVE MURALS & FREE BEEEEER

I AM. SOFA KING PUMPED. FOR SUNDAY. PRINTS AND LIVE PAINTING AND ARTWORK BY Sheryo Sherry Oh Pong Tom Costa Alexander Heir Claudia Ramirez Metro Zu Poshh […]

TRANSMISSION MAGAZINE LAUNCH PARTY FOR FNT 2014: FOOTAGE OF SXSW WITH MOBB DEEP, BABES, FIGHTS AND MORE (AND 50+ PHOTOS FROM TOD SEELIE)

FNT has been the best underground party in NYC for years now, and it’s spreading to the rest of the country now too, thanks to a successful SXSW event and a magazine with TRANSMISSION magazine. We interviewed Fight Night leader Bekim Trenova to talk about all that and what’s to come. PLUS: footage of the release of the magazine. PLUS: footage of the SXSW event. PLUS: footage of Mobb Deep’s performance. PLUS: photos by Tod Seelie. Yeah, we got all that and more, RIGHT HERE.

The Germans Who Dress Like Native Americans and Refuse to Return Their Scalps

Contributing photographer Jennifer Osborne has been working in Europe on a photography project about cultural appropriation of Native Americans by Europeans. In wake of Pharrell Williams’ controversial “Indian Headress” on the cover of Elle Magazine, this degree of Native Dress-up seems extra offensive.

GOOSEBUMPS “SCARED TO SEE A DOCTOR” RECORD RELEASE SHOW AT 538 JOHNSON (FULL SETS FROM GOOSEBUMPS, AJAX, MERCENARY, LIBYANS, AND LA MISMA)

Like an episode of Jerry Springer, but with more fireworks.

FIGHT CLUB: THE BEST OF FRIDAY NIGHT THROWDOWN

Following the news of Throwdown’s return at SXSW this year with a Texas vs. NYC event, it seems only appropriate to take a look back at the history of Friday Night Throwdown, and the coverage we’ve had of it here on Superchief over the years. For the uninitiated; Friday Night Throwdown wasn’t just NYC’s best underground boxing event, it was NYC’s best underground party.

TEXAS VS. NYC: THROWDOWN RETURNS AT SXSW THIS YEAR

The organization that brought Ford models, Marines and Bloods together for New York’s best underground party is bringing their business to Austin, and bringing with them a Texas vs. NYC event…and Superchief will be covering the whole thing, from start to finish.

THIS APRIL: SUPERCHIEF GALLERY NYC PRESENTS JOHN FELIX ARNOLD III’S “EXCORRIGIA | THE SCOURGE”

From the world of UNSTOPPABLE TOMORROW, Superchief Gallery NYC returns this spring with John Felix Arnold III’s EXCORRIGIA | THE SCOURGE, an exhibition of new works in painting, drawing, mixed media, installation, and sound. The exhibition will run from April 3 through April 13, and there will be an opening reception on Thursday, April 3 from 6-10pm at CultureFix on 9 Clinton Street.

HIGH ON HUNGER: JANE CHARDIET

“High on Hunger” is Jane Chardiet’s new zine, featuring personal essay, photography and interviews with 12 artists, including some of our favorites, about their 2013 and their artistic goals in the new year, along with photographs of each licking fire. It’s good stuff, so I asked Jane about her 2013, because turnabout’s fair play and that’s how the game works.

12 O’ CLOCK BOYS (BALTIMORE STREETBIKE REALNESS)

Whatever your city is doing, what the homies out in B-More are doing is 10x as crazy. 12 O’ Clock Boys is one of the hardest movies we’ve seen in a long time, hands down, exploring a city and a culture that just doesn’t give a fuck (and featuring Baltimore himies like Schwarz on the soundtrack) the film gets more done in it’s 75 minutes than most documentaries do in twice that.

TAPE BAG #1: I HAVEN’T GOTTEN OFF MY COUCH IN DAYS.

Talking shit on random tapes cuz I wanna. Round one: Mongrel, Skinny Puppy, Madonna, Gowanus Mutant Kommandos, Temple of the Dog and MORE.

R.I.P RICKY LUANDA OF CHAIN GANG

Ricky Luanda of the experimental NYC punk band Chain Gang, one of the coolest bands ever, passed away earlier this week from esophogeal cancer. Watch 10 minutes of the bands’ rare, legendary, batshit crazy 1980’s film “MONDO MANHATTAN” right here.

ALWAYS KEEP THE CAMERA RUNNING: MAKS SUSKI’S VIDEOS OF THE NYC MUSIC SCENE

Maks Suski has been hard at work documenting live music in NYC on video for the last 4 years; we asked him to compile a list of some of his favorite videos that he’s shot, a list that includes Japanther, Action Bronson, Death Grips, Culo, Crystal Castles, Limp Wrist, Black Pus and more.

THERE IS A TINY LEG A QUARTER OF AN INCH BELOW YOUR TENTH RIB.

“Although Tiny Leg’s sound owes much of it’s inspiration to the Oakland glucose and thumbtrack scenes of the mid-nineties, and has been called by HotFridge magazine ‘a thumbcore homage to the sound of Velvet Curtis and Taco’ and ‘a slick-stale, neo-juicy, post-hipster alchemy, somewhere in between gluke-wave and puke-base’ by PeckerwoodsToday, those sentences are too journalistic and not souague enough, if one may permit my french.”

DAWN OF HUMANS, HANK WOOD & THE HAMMERHEADS, AND PHARMAKON PLAYED PS1 SATURDAY NIGHT (FULL SETS)

PUNK NOT ART NOISE NOT MUSIC ACK ACK ACK ACK

TOD SEELIE’S “BRIGHT NIGHTS” BOOK RELEASE & PHOTO SHOW AT SUPERCHIEF GALLERY AT CULTUREFIX (VIDEO)

Tod Seelie’s book release and photo show at Superchief Gallery at CultureFix was a celebration of the last 15 years of New York’s underground, for sure; but it also kept an eye on the future.