The corruption, racial profiling and systemic repression against Blacks and Latinos is finally over. To “increase public confidence,” Ray Kelley has issued a 5-point program sent to City Council speaker Christine Quinn.
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DOLPHINS DIE OF HEROIN OVERDOSE AFTER RAVE
THESE FUCKING DOLPHINS NEED TO LEARN THEIR LIMITATIONS AND STOP PARTYING SO DAMN HARD.
(This is completely real, by the way)
Rikers Island ‘Fight Club,’ Run by Corrections Officers, Exposed Through Leaked Photos
Here at Superchief, we really appreciate work the Village Voice does trying to expose the corrupt practices of the New York Police Department. The NYPD Tapes was a huge expose based on secret recordings that exposed the 81st precinct in Bed-Stuy. It confirmed the public’s suspicions that the department relies on racial profiling, fake crime [...]
MEXICO’S BIGGEST FEMALE ASSASSIN CAPTURED: THE WOMAN WHO LED DEATH SQUADS AND KILLED TOP COP, TAKEN DOWN.
While the killing of top police officials is nothing new or particularly special in Mexico, rarely do we find that the mastermind behind it is a lady assassin and cell leader with the baddest nicknames we’ve heard in a minute.
THREE ZIMBABWEAN WOMEN ACCUSED OF HARVESTING SPERM VIA RAPE… TURNS OUT THEY’RE JUST HARD-WORKING PROSTITUTES
Okay, maybe they harvest sperm in a “different” way, but not to perform crazy Juju rituals with.
THOUSANDS OF HOMEMADE PILLS FILLED WITH DEAD BABY FLESH SEIZED BY SOUTH KOREAN CUSTOMS
Yes. You read that right. DEAD BABY PILLS. DEAD FUCKING BABY PILLS. This isn’t some kind of joke.
THE DEA KEPT DANIEL CHONG STARVING TO DEATH IN A PRISON CELL WITHOUT FOOD OR WATER FOR 5 DAYS AND HE ALMOST DIED, WHOOPS.
After being thrown in a cell and left alone by the DEA for 5 days, Daniel Chong was forced to drink his own piss and eat a bag of meth. Now he’s suing.
THE OWS “HIPSTER COP” IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE.
“In an interview on Monday, Detective Lee revealed that he favors organic food and eschews coffee and doughnuts. His taste in music runs to Radiohead and the Killers. He was wearing snug wool slacks, a print tie and a pair of Ray-Ban sunglasses. “I’m into fashion, always have been,” he said, adding that his suits are hand-tailored by a friend who works for Ralph Lauren.”
(How does this not scream “I AM AN ENORMOUS SMUG ASSHOLE” to you people?? Jeezus. Dude was probably a plant by the NYPD for the media anyway, fuck this guy)
NYPD MAY DAY BULLETIN LEAKED
The NYPD typed up a very informative memo regarding the May 1st General Strike. Worth a read.
OH GOOD MORNING, THE DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH IS GOING TO BAN HAPPY HOUR IN NYC.
Happy Hour is mainstay of the working class, and to be perfectly honest, it’s one of the sole reasons we still have a society at large. The people that actually work on this city need to let off steam at the end of their workday, and since bars wanted them to come inside instead of just drinking an ass pocket of whiskey while huddled around a trashcan fire, they institutionalized that part of the day to communal drinking before driving home and the world rejoiced.
Now its getting banned in NYC… oh yeah?
DUDE GETS THROWN OUT OF A PUB FOR SMOKING, COMES BACK WITH CHAINSAW. YES.
Now, imagine if they started doing this shit in New York. FUCK YOU BLOOMBERG AND YOUR FASCIST BULLSHIT
BREAKING NEWS: CONNECTICUT JUST LEGALIZED MEDICAL MARIJUANA
Amidst federal crackdowns on dispensaries and growers of medical marijuana throughout the country, medical marijuana legalization continues to take hold. Yesterday, the House of Representatives in Connecticut passed a bill 96-51 to legalize marijuana for medical purposes and distrubtion by pharmacists. It would be prescribed by a physician, and grown by cultivators licensed by the [...]
SCIENTISTS USING WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL COMPUTER TO RECREATE THE HUMAN BRAIN
As if using a supercomputer to beat people at Jeopardy wasn’t enough, scientists across Europe have now unveiled their plan to start working on a new supercomputer that could simulate the entire brain down to single molecules and cells. Costing over a whopping 1 billion Euros, which is about 1.3 billion US dollars, the supercomputer [...]
Kentucky Man Commits 10 Felonies in less than 9 hours
William Todd went on the most ridiculous crime spree that you’ve ever heard of. He cross-dressed, he smeared his shit all over a law office and then submerged himself in a tub of water on top of a mall waiting for the cops to come and get him.
PRIVLY: A TOOL THAT WOULD MAKE YOUR INFORMATION ON THE WEB BELONG TO YOU
A new tool under development by Oregon State computer scientists could radically alter the way that communications work on the web. Privly is a sort of manifesto-in-code, a working argument for a more private, less permanent Internet – one where your e-mails don’t go to Gmail, Twitter doesn’t oversee your tweets, and yes, Facebook doesn’t have FUCKING EVERYTHING YOU’VE EVER DONE on permanent record. To which we say: OH FUCK YES.
THIS IS WHAT FACEBOOK SENDS THE POLICE WHEN THEY COME ASKING FOR YOUR INFORMATION.
A recent Boston Phoenix article went in depth on the tech-based hunt for the Craigslist killer, but uncovered something no one had seen before in the process: The full, laid-out results of a Facebook subpoena, and what it looks like when Facebook sends your information to Law Enforcement (Hint: it’s EVERYTHING.)
PUTIN: RUSSIA WORKING ON RADIATION GUN THAT “TURNS PEOPLE INTO ZOMBIES”
Last week Anatoly Serdyukov, Russian defense minister, announced plans for a new electromagnetic weapon. Russian President Vladimir Putin confirmed that Russia has been working on “mind-bending psychotronic guns that can effectively turn people into zombies.”
DEAR GOD HELP US ALL THIS IS REAL.
Neo Nazis PATROLLING THE STREETS to Defend George Zimmerman in Florida
A group of Neo Nazis have decided to patrol Sanford, Florida with automatic weapons in preparation of the imminent race war.
David Liebe Hart from Tim & Eric is Making a Punk Album (And he needs your help)
Tim & Eric’s David Liebe Hart wants to make a punk album and needs your help on Kickstarter.
Booty Battle!: Big Freedia’s Video Game
Big Freedia, the queen diva and Vice have come together to create a pretty addictive video game. Booty Battle is like Dance Dance Revolution for your keyboard and instead of controlling your character’s feet, you control the twerking of their ass.
