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Oscar Round Up
The Oscars are always painful to watch, but in sort of a fun painful way because it’s so awkward. It’s like a car wreck. What made it so car-wrecky this year were the hosts. Anne Hathaway’s hotness disappeared because she was so neurotic and over-acty-y. She reminded me of the awful girl in school who [...]
READY TO EAT MICHELLE WILLIAMS?!
How about the one that looks like Nicole Kidman but is really Amy Adams, I think? Do you think Javier Bardem is salty? PONDER IT YOU CANNIBAL FREAKS
Porn- FOR GIRLS!
This website is like the dirty lit without the storyline. It’s better than the back of Cosmo and not as heady as Anais Nin; sometimes she sneaks in a gory ending and things get traumatizing. Also, the writer is an English girl meaning I automatically love her. Here’s a lil sampler of what a guy wrote her: [...]
Not Going to Bruise Cruise
The bruise cruise leaves port in Miami on Feb 25, setting sail for the Bahamas. There will be bands and dancers and pancakes. What you remember of it, will go down as the best weekend of your life. Unfortunately for me, I am not a cool kid and didn’t find out about it until now, and now it’s too late. If you’re going, fuck [...]
For the LADIES #1
Let’s see… usually the person who picks the “for the gents” photos writes really intense, perverted things in the bylines; so i guess i have to say something about wanting to fuck this man. Here goes…ahem… I really, really want to fuck this man. Look at those eyes, that bone structure, his nipples–he even has [...]
Sleeping With Models: Confessions of a Sleazy Photographer
It’s pretty much universally known that the only reason to become a photographer is to sleep with models. I interviewed a fashion pornographer photographer and asked how he makes his sleaze work for him. True to form, he only did the interview because he wants to sleep with me—so they do fuck norms. He also [...]
