Pink Visual, an adult entertainment studio that plans on moving porn into the 21st century with a focus on tech savvy production to produce high-quality erotica such as experimenting with 3D content (tagline, “we innovate, you masturbate”) has come up with the ultimate 21st century plan – a porn bunker for the end of the world with all the amenities one would expect from a high-tech porn industry.
These guys are ahead of the game in more ways than one. Currently being built for between 1,200 and 1,500 people the bunker was originally going to only be for the executives and their immediate families but lucky for us they found it in their hearts to include their wonderful staff (porn stars and tech nerds), ultra VIP’s and some potential lottery winners thrown in. Lovingly coined the “Sexagon” the space will have everything one would need to ride out the apocalypse in style from an “escape” pole in the middle of the command center to a private “fertility” chamber.
They’ve also included a world disaster satellite monitor so they can keep an eye on going-ons above ground as well as a broadcast station so we can enjoy all their festivities via our remaining moments of satellite connection. That would be a channel worth tuning into. Priority goes to those that are following them on twitter, so we all might want to get on that right fuckin’ quick.
(EDITOR’S NOTE: WHEN RAISING THE NEXT GENERATION IN THEIR PORNO-DOME, WILL THE PARENTS STILL TRY TO KEEP THEIR DAUGHTERS “OFF THE POLE”? OR WILL THE ALL BE FUCKING LIKE ANIMALS UNTIL THE MOLE PEOPLE GET THEM?)
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