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Beavis And Butthead Live Action Porno from Superchief on Vimeo.

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As a follow up to the new Beavis and Butthead live action film we mentioned and showed you photographs from EARLIER TODAY, we’re happy to present the porno thats the closest I can imagine to an actual, legitimate Holy Grail for teenagers and people that still like teenage shit, because they used to be teenagers and fuck you.

They took the scenes from Beavis and Butthead where B and B would have been in a room with a some Jessica Rabbit style hot chick, cue the softcore porn tease that leaves the kids at home in a state of emotional blueballs… and made those scenes into a porno.

You are Brilliant.

When people watch Beavis and Butthead they emotionally attach themselves differently than they do when they watch the Simpsons. The Simpsons become your family, when you see them committing incest on a porno website back in early 2003, on some level, thats your family, dude. It’s gross.

Lets get this straight, Beavis and Butthead dont have a family in the picture. So the porno hits you on a different level, when you watch it, it’s you and it’s 16 and it’s frustrated and somehow it’s having the best day of it’s life and it’s pretty much how you remembered wishing it would have been when you watched that cartoon back in the days that you wanted every single thing you watched to be porn. (I wanted porn news and porn primetime television, and suddenly, here it is.) In summation, B and B are our dirty stupid friends that do dumb awesome shit and are the restless smartass retards that we are too and its a porno, which life can be sometimes. (Btw, we also let you know about that Simpsons Porno and gave you a trailer back then, because we’re #1First in Brain Fuck News, now and forever.)

The only bummer is the absence of a bitchy Daria.

Here are some facts: The porn was directed by Buck Adams in 1995 who also starred in the film as Beaver, Beavis’ copyright friendly equivalent. Known most famously for his film World’s Biggest Anal Gang Bang (1998) that resulted in (Editor’s note: this isnt an exaggeration or hyperbole), at least two HIV infections and eventually shut down Late Night Sex with Jonathan Morgan and The Mating Game due to lawsuits by the female lead, Brooke Ashely. Buck Adams also acted in such classics as The Anal Adventures of Suzy Super Slut and Super Hornio Brothers 1 and 2. Adams is known on IMDb as having had several heart attacks in 1996. I guess there are worse things to be remembered for in the porn industry.

 

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