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Remember how you used to want a new SUPER SOAKER every 15 seconds because they were constantly coming out with bigger, more bad ass versions of the ones you already had? We don’t. Our parents told us to fuck off and play with knives instead. bad example.

How about this…THE FIRST TIME YOU HEARD ABOUT SPARKS. That idea should have made a lot of fucking sense to you. Something should have clicked, and you should have realized “wow, that right there is some next level shit.” Same thing should have happened when you watched your first deepthroat porno scene. And don’t you dare fight that analogy, it’s right. It’s so right.

That’s kind of how we feel about Southern Chinese gangs right now. More specifically, it’s how we feel about their newest trend in black market weaponry that’s causing local authorities to shit themselves in fear: 12 GAUGE SHOTGUN REVOLVERS.

STEP UP YOUR HUSTLE, NEW YORK! WE WANT OUR OWN NEXT LEVEL SHIT TO BRAG ABOUT!

THE BROKEN LIQUOR BOTTLE SCAM IS PLAAYYYYYYEEDDDDD OUTTTTT

BLOW YOUR MIND AFTER THE JUMP
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Robert Sylvester, 57, jumps from his sports utility vehicle while waving his gun at police before he jumped the median and was gunned down in the middle of I-55/74 at 11am Monday, February 7, 2010. Sylvester is a suspect in the robbery of Check n Go at Market and Hinshaw Streets, police said. The man fled with an undisclosed amount of cash. Sylvester led police on a high speed chase from Lexington to I-39 before he stopped on I-55/74 just north of Normal Community West High School.

Robert Sylvester jumps a highway media after waving his gun at police. (nice shoes!)

Robert Sylvester avoides traffic before being gunned down in the middle of I-55/74

OUR GODDAMN PHOTOGRAPHER ALMOST GOT HIT BY A CAR GETTNG THAT LAST SHOT!!!

SUPERCHIEF! We get YOU the news first!!!!

One more after the jump!

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Now back to doing shit like THIS all weekend!

See ya Monday!