After being brutally beaten by five men outside a bar and spending the next 5 years of his life in a coma with severe brain damage, Mark Hogancamp awakes to a fantasy world. At first the fantasy is separate from reality. It exists entirely in Mark’s own fragile consciousness. But in time, Mark’s undeniable desire to create and cope with his tragedy blossoms in to a real world fantasy, one that can finally be experienced by others. This is the town of Marwencol, a model world set during WWII that Mark has created with his own two hands. Marwencol is full of real world drama and intrigue. Each character has a story that Mark unfolds everyday in his backyard; love, loss, death, tragedy, even comedy, it’s all here in Marwencol. Welcome.

TONS MORE AFTER THE JUMP
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A noiseless electromechanical sniper rifle invented by a 15-year-old Russian kid has gained the attention of Russia’s Defense Ministry this week. The weapon has no recoil and produces no flare upon firing.

What the fuck were you doing when you were 15?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HOLY SHIT, THOSE ARE REAL PEOPLE!!! THEY ACTUALLY EXIST! WE HAVE TO FIND THEM!

I don’t know what they are teaching in art school these days because I never went to one. I just started doing interesting stuff and taking pictures of it, and always try to think of ways to make it better. That’s why photography is the funnest thing in the world.

Film, digital, video stills, stuff you photoshopped and found on the internet, doesn’t matter. Genius artists and complete idiots can use cameras which makes things interesting. Are your photos interesting? If you want to submit something to us, send it to photo@superchief.tv. Tell your photographer friend, I’m sure they would love a chance to promote their work.

And if you’re down with flickr, we just staked our space at http://www.flickr.com/groups/superchieftv/, which means your chances of being featured are as high as they will ever be right now.

A bullet remains lodged in the nose of a man who shot himself in Cypress Hills, cops said.

[The man], 30, and the mother of his child argued over money in her apartment… at 1:25 p.m. Wednesday, cops said.

She allegedly kicked him out when he showed her a gun he was planning to sell.

Soon afterward, [the man] was found bleeding from a gunshot wound in the hallway.

At Brookdale Hospital, doctors told [the man] that surgical complications prevented them from removing the bullet lodged in his nose.

[The man] allegedly told cops he shot himself, but wouldn’t elaborate.

Remember how you used to want a new SUPER SOAKER every 15 seconds because they were constantly coming out with bigger, more bad ass versions of the ones you already had? We don’t. Our parents told us to fuck off and play with knives instead. bad example.

How about this…THE FIRST TIME YOU HEARD ABOUT SPARKS. That idea should have made a lot of fucking sense to you. Something should have clicked, and you should have realized “wow, that right there is some next level shit.” Same thing should have happened when you watched your first deepthroat porno scene. And don’t you dare fight that analogy, it’s right. It’s so right.

That’s kind of how we feel about Southern Chinese gangs right now. More specifically, it’s how we feel about their newest trend in black market weaponry that’s causing local authorities to shit themselves in fear: 12 GAUGE SHOTGUN REVOLVERS.

STEP UP YOUR HUSTLE, NEW YORK! WE WANT OUR OWN NEXT LEVEL SHIT TO BRAG ABOUT!

THE BROKEN LIQUOR BOTTLE SCAM IS PLAAYYYYYYEEDDDDD OUTTTTT

BLOW YOUR MIND AFTER THE JUMP
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These are real animals. I feel the compulsion to trap each one of them and index their stats electronically.

1. Leafy Seadragon -> 2. Star-nosed Mole

1. Sea Pig -> 2. Blobfish -> 3. White Turtle

1. Hispaniolan Solenodon -> 2. Saiga

1. Hagfish -> 2. Rare Giant Sea Worm

1. Slender Loris -> 2. Aye-Aye -> 3. Long Eared Jerboa

1. Dumbo Octopus -> 2. Axolotl -> 3. Viperfish

One more after the jump!

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Look at that thing’s guts! Knifeface. he’s got a fucking knife face.

SO AWESOME.

And do you remember this???

GWAR’s Phallus In Wonderland

You know… I miss being 14 and smoking weed with 5 of my buddies at a friend of a friend of a friend’s (you know, a complete stranger’s) house and seeing shit like that on the tv with someone’s older brother stoned out of their mind in front of it. Remember VHS tapes in general and how crazy it would be to find something cool on one? and how rare that shit was? (most of you dont, and fuck you for that.)

We used to have to buy them mail order from the back of ratty-ass zines that could only be found in headshops where we’d stare at bongs we couldn’t ever afford to buy and the butterfly knives we could and did. the internet has taken the fun out of finding rare shit. its always there, in the ether, mind you still in that low-res worn-out VHS quality.

Really i guess what i want this afternoon is 1997.

Fuck everyone for that being almost 13 years ago.