We’re goin in, and we’re gonna go hard.

Warmth among friends was shared in both temperature and liquid form at Party Expo thanks to the bands Boogie Boarders, Snakes Say Hiss, and special guests: Thee Oh Sees who were doin’ their thing and jammin’ everyone’s hearts out.  Upstairs, Cool Hand Luke, Maxwell 57, Nick Gazin, and Maggie LEE were spinning it all around; there wasn’t a dry body in the place.  So here’s to Vice and Colt 45, we raise our cans to you, free beer, pool, floor ponds, and skate ramps.  You better believe we love those summer nights.

“A Glendale woman stabbed her boyfriend with a corkscrew during an argument in their home, authorities said yesterday.

“[The woman], 44, clashed for unknown reason with her boyfriend in their residence… at 11:40 p.m. on Oct. 31, sources said.

“[She] allegedly grabbed the corkscrew and plunged it into the man’s arm, then picked up a knife and stabbed him in the face.

“She was charged with assault and menacing, said a spokeswoman for Queens DA Richard Brown.”

(from The NY Post. Illustration by Michaelanthony Mitchell.)

You’re going to enter, right? This contest is awesome. The money is more than good, even second prize is decent duckets. And the winner gets their shit all over the beer bottle thats going to be given out at open bars all over the city this year… not bad, not bad.

And when you WIN, tell ‘em that SUPERCHIEF sent you! (We want them to give us 200 cases of their lager to throw the open bar to end all open bars. We’ll do it big, for the people.)

{Editor’s Note: Thanks Mike!}

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A shoplifting drunk found a new way to conceal evidence — he drank it, police said.

[The drunk], 24, walked into the ShopRite supermarket on Richmond Avenue near Forest Avenue at 8 p.m. Tuesday, allegedly took a six-pack of Heineken off a shelf, hid it beneath his sweatshirt and walked into a restroom.

He consumed the beers and left the empty cans behind, sources said.

A store employee who had spotted him concealing the booze stopped him exiting the restroom and found the empty cans, sources said.

[The drunk] later admitted he drank the beers, according to court papers. He was charged with possession of stolen property and petit larceny, said a spokesman for DA Daniel Donovan.

(from The NY Post. Illustration by Michaelanthony Mitchell.)

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