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The 4th of July, a really spectacular holiday if you think about it. Our country is in the dumps, there’s oil in the water, everyone’s turning into a fucking scientologist, and yet people all across America will still spend this Sunday eating red meat and drinking Budweiser with their friends and family. Without fail. Say what you want, Europe, we still invented the motherfuckin’ BARBEQUE. Chew on that you pussyfoots.

NOW GET OUT THERE AND BLOW SOME SHIT UP FOR YOUR COUNTRY!

Bad news from the underground porn world (oh, you’re not surprised? really?). Last week, Stephen Clancy Hill, stage name Steve Driver, went on a killing rampage in the Ultima DVD studio in San Fernando Valley, CA. Hill had been fired from Ultima earlier that day and cited for “inappropriate” behavior, which in the porn industry means…the exact opposite of what it means everywhere else? i know, right? we’re confused as fuck too.

After he was let go, Hill was accused of brutally attacking 3 fellow co-workers with a prop samurai sword used in some of Ultima’s “femdom” fetish videos (no, we’re not kidding). One of those co-workers, Tom Dong, died as a result of the attack. Tom Dong, seen below getting his freak on with a nasty ass bitch, was 30 years old.

Tom Dong getting his freak on with a nasty ass bitch.

Later that day, in a stand off with a So. Cal. SWAT team, Hill killed himself by plunging off a 50 foot cliff. Apparently, the prospect of getting fucked in the ass everyday in jail was less appealing than a life of licking the armpits of nasty ass bitches for a different but equally sleazy porn studio. Whatever dude.

CHECK OUT FOOTAGE OF THE JUMP AFTER THE JUMP. HAHAHA, NO REALLY, WE HAVE THE FOOTAGE OF HIM COMMITTING SUICIDE. YEAH, I KNOW, IT’S FUCKED UP.
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Meet Dr. Raymond Adamcik, a family physician from Brevard County, Florida. He was recently arrested for partying too hard in his Captain America costume. Kind of a redundancy, no?

Some chick outside a Florida nightclub called the police on Adamcik after he supposedly stuck a burrito down his pants and asked her if she wanted a bite. HAHAHA. Then he whipped it out and fondled her for a little bit.

Uhhhh…sorry but that’s fucking hilarious. Don’t know why that bitch was wallin’ out. I wish my doctor did shit like this.

See, he talks just like we does…

That guy ain’t got shit

White people

Buy ya own damn fries

Obama spittin’ game

The internet rules.

just sayin…

hahahahahahahaha PERFECT! This little republican wants his bacon!

or maybe that shit was just in the air back then…

1969 mannnnnnnnn, even your parents were wasted and fugging in the streets man…

Seriously, don’t be ashamed. God put tits on your back for a reason.

MORE AFTER THE JUMP!

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A new study shows that the amount of silicon in beer actually promotes healthy bones in humans. This is PERFECT. More degenerative thinking is exactly what we need among the kinds of people we associate with.

so this is DEFINITELY a good idea, right?

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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total ††† ▼ ††† nick cave
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project pat ††† ▼ ††† skeletal family
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Via BoingBoing->

2010 will mark the 40th anniversary of one of the Internet’s oldest memes: That Video Where They Blow Up a Beached Whale. To mark this momentous occasion, Asylum recently interviewed Paul Linnman, the TV reporter who recorded the footage that went on to become the the fifth-most-viewed viral video of all time.

“We’re hearing this noise around us and we realize it is pieces of whale blubber hitting the ground around us (from) 1,000 yards away. A piece of blubber the size of a fingernail could kill you if it hit you in the right part of the head, so we ran away from the blast scene, down the dune and toward the parking lot. Then we heard a second explosion ahead of us, and we just kept going until we saw what it was: A car had been hit by this coffee-table-size piece of blubber and had its windows flattened all the way down to the seats.”

The footage and Linnman’s report made the evening news and eventually found its way into the national media, something that only earned him $90 extra bucks and $110 for Brazil “because he had a better union than I did apparently.”

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