Seaside vacationers in New Zealand are swimming in fear because of a bully dolphin.

A bad-boy bottlenose has been treating beachgoers like nautical nerds, overturning kayaks and tipping over skiers.

“He’s doing what we all do as teenagers,” a dolphin-behavior expert said. “He’s testing his boundaries, but he’s testing them on humans.”

(from The NY Post. Illustration by Michaelanthony Mitchell.)

2 Responses to “The Weekly Bizarre Blotter: Dorsal Fiend”

  1. wdunleavy Says:

    hahaha knuck tatts on his fins. i love this

  2. Mr. Grotesque Says:

    I don’t think he finds it funny at all. I’d be careful if I were you.

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