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Vancouver is gearing up to host the Winter Olympics this week. Everyone’s real excited. Figure skating, curling, figure skating, bobsled, figure skating, shit’s crazy.

But apparently there’s a seedier underbelly to this year’s Olympics that no one wants you to know about. HOOKERS. That’s right, HOOKERS from around the world are flocking to Vancouver like it’s the fucking free clinic. It’s open season on these tourists, ladies so pack your bags!

Wait…what bags? what am I even talking about, these chicks aren’t gonna change their clothes!

Our heads are literally exploding thinking about all the cool sex shit that’s gonna go down with so much international talent in one place. Is there such thing as exchange of information in the prostitution business? Because there should be.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, but really, YES.