I like tits, too!

November 20th, 2009

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I usually leave the boobs to Mr. Zipco, but I just wanted to make an exception, well, a confession:  I’m obsessed with bones.

Image644Seriously, there was this one time that my friend’s cat died, and they didn’t know what to do with it.  So, I offered to dispose of the body for them.  The crazy thing is that I decapitated the cat and spent the next 17 hours drinking PBR and everclear while I stripped away the flesh, cartilage and fats from it. I was a man on a mission and I couldn’t be stopped.  I didn’t even sleep!  It was a slightly traumatizing experience but it led me down an incredibly dark path.  I have a huge altar in my room and art made of animal bones.  I make jewelry out of bones and I pick up road kill off the street and bring it home.  Actually if you have any roadkill, please mail it to CHIEF RECORDS so I can take care of it.

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I’m not saying I want to masturbate to the above photo of anything but am I wrong for finding it exceptionally attractive?  When I look at you, blog readers, I am just thinking of your skull and the cool monument I could make out of it.  You mean nothing to me.  PS: If your pet dies and you want their skull mounted on a plaque I’ll do it for $200.  E-mail me.

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3 Responses to “I like tits, too!”

  1. Mr. Grotesque Says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 1:47 am

    I hope your friend gave you his/her blessing!

    I thought I was crazy for photographing every aesthetically appealing animal corpse I find, including roadkill. You’re not alone, but you’re in a deeper, darker place in this dungeon we inhabit.

    I did buy a pig’s head from a butcher and use it for a film once. Boiled the flesh off the skull, fed some to my cat, and kept the skull for a couple of years. However, I had to get rid of the oinker’s noggin when a very long maggot decided to crawl out of it.

    Very good hobby, there. Death does yield beautiful things, despite the emotionally troubling parts of it. If we can’t find beauty in death, then life sucks.

  2. CrazyHorse Says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 3:07 am

    you guys are so fucked up. it’s hilarious.

    Btw, those were the best tags i’ve seen in a minute, bill.

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