Somewhere in the wilds of Peru, this poor little girl has been forced into singing some quasi-folkloric song about the wonders of breastfeeding. Yes, putting your mommy’s titties in your mouth and drinking that shit up. Sure, that’s fucked up, but let’s delve into some of the details little Wendy will be discussing with her therapist in 10 years. (Shit, do they even have therapists in Peru?)

The chorus includes the phrase “My mommy is provoking me with her little titty.”

We had a quick discussion about whether at eight years old, she’s too young or too old to be singing about breastfeeding. It was inconclusive.

WHY is there an old man yelling about the children of Peru? Is he the evil person who is making Wendy do this? And why don’t we ever see him? Oh right, cause he’s EVIL. (He also shouts out “men 18 years and up who also like it.”)

This video suggests that pigs feeding is the same as a kid breastfeeding.

Ok, I’ll go there. Wendy’s kinda ugly.

The first time I saw this, I was stoned as fuck. I suggest you do the same. Enjoy!!

3 Responses to “NO! THIS KID SHOULD NOT BE DOING THIS”

  1. Mr. Grotesque Says:

    hey, now y’all know ain’t nothin’ wrong with feedin’ a hungry baby hangin’ off some water balloon sweater cows fat with all natural titty juice

  2. Sinboy Says:

    She also has a pretty awesome song about beer.

    Superchief records new release?

    Murdertronics remix?

    New national anthem?

  3. Sinboy Says:

    Translation of the lyrics:

    “Each time I see my mother, she is teasing me with her titty”

    I.fucking.swear

    Beer song, ingeniously titled “cerveza cerveza”:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuoCd7UEkpc&feature=related

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