Editor’s Note: We got this email from Murdertronics about how they wanted to talk about the event we’re doing tmrw. we’d edit it, but fuck it.

So murdertronics be always gettin drunk and when they do, they end up just fighting their own friends. Trash bags get thrown at each other, knives get pulled out and sometimes a third party asshole gets involved. Last time a third party asshole got involved, he just so happened to be a Marine. But don’t jump to conclusions, our homie “Hobo” fucked him up. So how do you fight a Marine and win? well… by playing SUPER STREET FIGHTER 4.

Instead of street fighting for real. Come through Tuesday Sept 7th to our first drunkin SUPER STREET FIGHTER 4 TOURNAMENT !!!

Competitors PLZ RSVP TO SUPERCHIEFFIGHTER@GMAIL.COM and show up promptly at 8 pm.

LOCATION : 285 KENT AVE BTW S 1ST AND S 2ND

For real, its gonna be fun as shit with some talented fuckers doing battle beats and shit and sampling “finish him”

oh and if you need a refresher on some lingo to occasionally rely on:

They don’t think it be like it is, but it do.”

- Oscar Gamble

Was that cream cheese thing a double entendre?

Stay cool.

I love how enthusiastically the judges voted for Big Mouth. The rest of the contestants must have REALLY sucked.

SO THAT’S WHY IT’S TOTALLY INSENSITIVE TO PUT A MOSQUE AT GROUND-ZERO. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

PS If you’ve lived in NY at any point, you’ve been affected.
PPS You think they got their 40 virgins?

{Editor’s note: ummm, who in the hell still lives in Manhattan and gives a shit about any of this? nah nah nah hold up, keep giving a shit. 4 comments is GREAT.)

Come get down this Monday for the second installation of my new dopeeeeee fucking party at Home Sweet Home.  Crypto-Night!  Myself (Cool Hand Luke), Dirtyfinger, and HALF PRICED, I REPEAT, HALF-PRICED, drinks ALL NIGHT.  Ya dig?

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=142962052405502&ref=ts

Even Keith Olbermann be clownin on you.

WATCH THE WHOLE THING DINGOS. I know you’re tweaking and have a short attention span, but come on.

1) learn the super clap spin.
2) wear a chastity ring.
3) get that shirt.
4) be this dude.

fuck bitches get money.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKgHal-Csqo&NR=1&feature=fvwp (embed disabled by request go fuck yourself)

For those of you who don’t care, I’m taking a comedy writing course. This is hard because I’m not funny, and there are rules involved. All the skits you see (in comedy of all types) follow a “game” theory, where there’s a main premise and then it gets bigger and bigger. You have to expand this one concept to make it funnier, and use “beats” to punctuate it. I just wrote my first one ever called “ASSEMBLY LINE BIKINI WAX”. Are you thinking about my pubic hair? That was the goal, to get you to think about my pussy. I want my teacher to think about my pussy, so he doesn’t realize I’m talentless. He won’t be listening to what I have to say when I’m forced to participate, because his mind will have drifted from the thought of my pussy, to the pussies of other women he can also never fuck. Above are the sketches I watched all morning for inspiration. I used to want to marry Larry David, but now I want to marry Dave Cross. That being said, they are very, very good. I will never be that good. Blackout! (you’re supposed to close things with the word “blackout”! Word, Con Ed/ Indiana JONES.)

No Cover
Drink Specials
21+

LINEUP-

Rev McFly (Ninjasonik)

Mr. Andersonic

Cool Hand Luke (TrifeLife/Nightspitter/PartyXPO)

DJ Johnny Sierra (The Death Set)

DJ Nine Lives The Cat (The Death Set)

Plus special guest appearances by Michael Vick, Lester Diamond and the ghost of Nicole Brown Simpson.

buck buck buck.

2 for 1 margaritas from 10-12

Lineup-

Cool Hand Luke (TrifeLife/Nightspitter/PartyXPO)

Anton Glamb (Radical Outing)

WCKids (Weathy Ho$tage/Mota)

Skitsnygg (Radical Outing)

plus a special performance by dancehall artist Platnum Star.

This is my first post on the olde Superchief and unless Ed kicks me out it won’t be my last, but Ed is kinda lazy and really busy so I’ll probably be able sneak a few more in…

This is what I’m doing this weekend

What about you?

Love,

Barfshark