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I don’t buy it.

How is this the first time I’m seeing this?

cant.

fucking.

wait.

Best advice I’ve gotten in a while. Feel better? Yeah, me too.

Whether it be secretly murdering Kim Jong Il or cooking breakfast for the homeless, we here at the Superchief offices on the ninth floor of the Williamsburg building on the corner of Normal Street and South Wythe and 5th streets on the Williamsburg coast can do it all, and do it all we often do, my dingos. Because we have the proper training regimen.

We also drink V8 and shit. We just have a lot of time on our hands and are very creative, like most of our nation’s heroes.

yours truly and respectfully,

Dingo Mudflaps Junior

i guess, man.

first?

History of the typewriter recited by Michael Winslow from SansGil—Gil Cocker on Vimeo.

Well, his name is Michael Winslow and he’s still got it!

Amazing.

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And you were all like, “Is that motherfucker in a suit really talking to himself?”

This reminds me of that. Only way more depressing.

Thank this man. You’re parents got all coked up one night at a Talking Heads show and made you afterwards.

YOU’RE HERE BECAUSE OF HIM!

(thnx whatevs!)

THIS LOOKS AWESOME.

WE’RE GONNA SHOW BOOTLEGS AT OUR NEW THEATER, MY DOOD!
(bank on that shiiiiit, kid.)

The Buddy Holly of Hip-Hop INDEED.

hahahahahaahhaha, wasted.