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Editor’s Note: We got this email from Murdertronics about how they wanted to talk about the event we’re doing tmrw. we’d edit it, but fuck it.

So murdertronics be always gettin drunk and when they do, they end up just fighting their own friends. Trash bags get thrown at each other, knives get pulled out and sometimes a third party asshole gets involved. Last time a third party asshole got involved, he just so happened to be a Marine. But don’t jump to conclusions, our homie “Hobo” fucked him up. So how do you fight a Marine and win? well… by playing SUPER STREET FIGHTER 4.

Instead of street fighting for real. Come through Tuesday Sept 7th to our first drunkin SUPER STREET FIGHTER 4 TOURNAMENT !!!

Competitors PLZ RSVP TO SUPERCHIEFFIGHTER@GMAIL.COM and show up promptly at 8 pm.

LOCATION : 285 KENT AVE BTW S 1ST AND S 2ND

For real, its gonna be fun as shit with some talented fuckers doing battle beats and shit and sampling “finish him”

oh and if you need a refresher on some lingo to occasionally rely on:

They don’t think it be like it is, but it do.”

- Oscar Gamble

You excited?

You wanna be a photo intern?

or a video intern?

or journalism intern?

get

at

us

@

superchieftv @ gmail.com

for real, our new office is 2600 sq feet of awesome located on the 3rd floor of party expo.

want to get involved? nuthin to it, but to do it…

Remember a little while ago when people started dj’ing with 2 ipods and you scoffed at the idea thinking they were the biggest douchebags ever and real DJ’s only use vinyl. Well, now that you’re doing it two years later, I think its perfect timing to mashup the best things ever- YouTube and other YouTube videos… Whoever thought this up is the man because dumbasses like myself would tab 2 youtube videos together and be retarded like that. We’re living in an age of innovation…things that make lives easier is the commodity of the day. The YouTubeDoubler is that shit right here, this shit right here is the future…mix that kid coming home from the dentist with a Big L instrumental or something, I don’t give a shit , do it…. ya know what…… whoever can make the illest mix wins one of these

the shirt

fuck it……….you make a bangin mix…. you get one………

the website is youtubedoubler.com

youtubedoubler.com … i don’t know about you but i can spend hours fuckin with some shit like this

send all submissions to sugaslim201@yahoo.com or leave it in the comments you fuckin pieces of shit

this one is tight

We subjected ourselves to an inbox full of random photo submissions for a chance to win Sandy Kim’s new photo book. After sifting through the bodily mutilation, food fetish video stills, pointless skeleton drawings and amateur photography, we brought you these very tumbl-able gems of the internet.

Our porn correspondent, SugaSlim, interviewed Sandy today about her book, the contest and what it’s like being famous on the internet. So without further delay, here’s the contest winner for Sandy Kim’s book! (Starting with the runners up so it’s more exciting.)

4.

Proof that YOUR morning commute is bullshit. You were late to work because someone jumped in front of the G train? That guy on the back left is late because he got in a car accident because nobody could take their eyes off the SLAUGHTER.

3.

This reminds me of that playstation game, Vigilante 8. You could play as an acid hippie who drives a hover van and calls aliens to help in combat. Then the last level was Area 51 and you find out aliens are real.

2.

This one was almost the winner except for somebody did such a bad job on the photoshop-pubic-hair-removal that it looks like this pretty she-bear is growing a lil’ man-penis down there.

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CRAIG LUNDON won the contest with this badass picture. I don’t really think I need to think of a caption for this so I’ll just type exactly what it is for you “text-only” guys. African tribal warrior with giant lip gauge, seashell dreadlock war braids, AK-47 draped over shoulder, war paint and an ipod classic. Yup, that wins the book, case closed, thanks for playing.

I don’t know what they are teaching in art school these days because I never went to one. I just started doing interesting stuff and taking pictures of it, and always try to think of ways to make it better. That’s why photography is the funnest thing in the world.

Film, digital, video stills, stuff you photoshopped and found on the internet, doesn’t matter. Genius artists and complete idiots can use cameras which makes things interesting. Are your photos interesting? If you want to submit something to us, send it to photo@superchief.tv. Tell your photographer friend, I’m sure they would love a chance to promote their work.

And if you’re down with flickr, we just staked our space at http://www.flickr.com/groups/superchieftv/, which means your chances of being featured are as high as they will ever be right now.

hey doods, a friend is casting for a photo shoot.

her words:

i’m looking for guys that are in the bike scene (track bikes, single speeds, etc) who look 18-25 for a shoot on Wednesday March 3rd in NYC with Danielle Levitt.

Stephanie Porto <weareverywell@gmail.com>



The contest is pretty straightforward:

best image that gets emailed to Photo@superchief.tv wins the book!

(take the photo, steal a jpeg from ffffffound, i dont give a shit. blow my mind/freak me out.)

We pick the winner on MARCH 1st and throw the book in the mail!

BOOM! GET CREATIVE!!!

You’re going to enter, right? This contest is awesome. The money is more than good, even second prize is decent duckets. And the winner gets their shit all over the beer bottle thats going to be given out at open bars all over the city this year… not bad, not bad.

And when you WIN, tell ‘em that SUPERCHIEF sent you! (We want them to give us 200 cases of their lager to throw the open bar to end all open bars. We’ll do it big, for the people.)

{Editor’s Note: Thanks Mike!}

Meet Jessica!

(yeah Jessica, i told ‘em you’re jewish in the post headline. Reeeeelax, stoner.)

Below are some photos she took over summer vacation or maybe she stole them from the internet… i dont really care.

do YOU want to intern at SUPERCHIEF MAGAZINE?

of course you do.

EMAIL US at—–>  SUPERCHIEFTV@GMAIL.COM  (proper email addresses coming soon, DAD)

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HEY!

Do you like Tim Burton? Well, SUPERCHIEF.tv is getting an early look at the exhibit next week, and while we’re there, we need someone to take Tim Burton’s Picture. (We need new photographers and we thought this would be a nice way to both find an “incredibly talented” or “really fucking interesting” one as well as to give someone the chance to photograph Tim Burton.)

These are the pictures that were available on the internet with minimal effort done on my part. Plain and simple, I think we can do better than this.

Sooooooo, do YOU want to do give it a shot?

SEND AN EMAIL TO SUPERCHIEFTV@GMAIL.COM with 3 photos that would make me feel like you’d have fun with it. (make them 800 pixels wide. vertical/horizontal – either way is cool)

Tell everyone in town, we pick a winner NOVEMBER 15th.

Thanks a bunch!

- Ed Zipco

(AND ADD US ON FACEBOOK AND SHIT! IT TAKES FIVE SECONDS AND WE’RE GONNA DO THIS STUFF ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.)