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Editor’s Note: We got this email from Murdertronics about how they wanted to talk about the event we’re doing tmrw. we’d edit it, but fuck it.

So murdertronics be always gettin drunk and when they do, they end up just fighting their own friends. Trash bags get thrown at each other, knives get pulled out and sometimes a third party asshole gets involved. Last time a third party asshole got involved, he just so happened to be a Marine. But don’t jump to conclusions, our homie “Hobo” fucked him up. So how do you fight a Marine and win? well… by playing SUPER STREET FIGHTER 4.

Instead of street fighting for real. Come through Tuesday Sept 7th to our first drunkin SUPER STREET FIGHTER 4 TOURNAMENT !!!

Competitors PLZ RSVP TO SUPERCHIEFFIGHTER@GMAIL.COM and show up promptly at 8 pm.

LOCATION : 285 KENT AVE BTW S 1ST AND S 2ND

For real, its gonna be fun as shit with some talented fuckers doing battle beats and shit and sampling “finish him”

oh and if you need a refresher on some lingo to occasionally rely on:

They don’t think it be like it is, but it do.”

- Oscar Gamble

1) learn the super clap spin.
2) wear a chastity ring.
3) get that shirt.
4) be this dude.

fuck bitches get money.

MURDERTONICS
DIRTY FINGER FEATURING BLOOD DRUMS
RUSTY LAZER
ROOFEEO

AND

BIG FREEDIA

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THESE PARTIES LOOK LIKE???

YO, IF YOU WANT TO BRING A DANCE CREW, HIT US UP NOW IN THE COMMENTS AND WE’LL TALK ABOUT PUTTING THAT ASS ON THE LIST!!!!

This is for everyone that feels like suicide on this rainy Monday morning. Stretch it out, bitches.

This is some true rockstar shit right here.  Boyfriend goes on tour.  Girlfriend misses boyfriend; scared of groupies fondling and groping her rockstar boyfriend, takes a plane to Nashville.  She gets to the venue, sees her boyfriend, gets a camera, gets that 30 second bust.  Thats the premise of this short film.   Pretty fuckin good right?

As you can see, a young Sandy Kim is about to be straddled on a disgusting Nashville sink in some shady rockstar bar.  Dude pulls out his already hardened penis for a very excited Sandy Kim.  They kiss briefly and slides quite easily into her very moist (I’d imagine) vagina.  He steadies himself inside her by placing his forearm under her knee which forces her feet into view revealing matching red socks.  Its nice to see color coordination in amateur porn.  He gets as comfortable as I’d say is humanly possible for fucking a girl on a sink.  Grabs some ass, grabs some thigh,  starts to rail and busts…  51 seconds from start to finish…yes I timed it…… the best minute of film I think I’ve ever seen, hands down..

Quality Quotes: Sandy’s little kid giggle

Highlight: With precision, dude pulls out and busts all over her red shirt.. I like the red socks too.

Bust Factor: 8.3/10

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I usually leave the boobs to Mr. Zipco, but I just wanted to make an exception, well, a confession:  I’m obsessed with bones.

Seriously, there was this one time that my friend’s cat died, and they didn’t know what to do with it.  So, I offered to dispose of the body for them.  The crazy thing is that I decapitated the cat and spent the next 17 hours drinking PBR and everclear while I stripped away the flesh, cartilage and fats from it. I was a man on a mission and I couldn’t be stopped.  I didn’t even sleep!  It was a slightly traumatizing experience but it led me down an incredibly dark path.  I have a huge altar in my room and art made of animal bones.  I make jewelry out of bones and I pick up road kill off the street and bring it home.  Actually if you have any roadkill, please mail it to CHIEF RECORDS so I can take care of it.

I’m not saying I want to masturbate to the above photo of anything but am I wrong for finding it exceptionally attractive?  When I look at you, blog readers, I am just thinking of your skull and the cool monument I could make out of it.  You mean nothing to me.  PS: If your pet dies and you want their skull mounted on a plaque I’ll do it for $200.  E-mail me.

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