Editor’s Note: We got this email from Murdertronics about how they wanted to talk about the event we’re doing tmrw. we’d edit it, but fuck it.

So murdertronics be always gettin drunk and when they do, they end up just fighting their own friends. Trash bags get thrown at each other, knives get pulled out and sometimes a third party asshole gets involved. Last time a third party asshole got involved, he just so happened to be a Marine. But don’t jump to conclusions, our homie “Hobo” fucked him up. So how do you fight a Marine and win? well… by playing SUPER STREET FIGHTER 4.

Instead of street fighting for real. Come through Tuesday Sept 7th to our first drunkin SUPER STREET FIGHTER 4 TOURNAMENT !!!

Competitors PLZ RSVP TO SUPERCHIEFFIGHTER@GMAIL.COM and show up promptly at 8 pm.

LOCATION : 285 KENT AVE BTW S 1ST AND S 2ND

For real, its gonna be fun as shit with some talented fuckers doing battle beats and shit and sampling “finish him”


oh and if you need a refresher on some lingo to occasionally rely on:

They don’t think it be like it is, but it do.”

- Oscar Gamble

WE GOT BACK TO DRINKING.

September 3rd, 2010

CRYPTO-NIGHT!

September 1st, 2010

Come get down this Monday for the second installation of my new dopeeeeee fucking party at Home Sweet Home.  Crypto-Night!  Myself (Cool Hand Luke), Dirtyfinger, and HALF PRICED, I REPEAT, HALF-PRICED, drinks ALL NIGHT.  Ya dig?

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=142962052405502&ref=ts

How to drive white women wild:

August 30th, 2010

1) learn the super clap spin.
2) wear a chastity ring.
3) get that shirt.
4) be this dude.

fuck bitches get money.

BOOTY BASSMENT SESSIONS

August 26th, 2010

We’re tearing Legion a new butt hole this Friday.

No Cover
Drink Specials
21+

LINEUP-

Rev McFly (Ninjasonik)

Mr. Andersonic

Cool Hand Luke (TrifeLife/Nightspitter/PartyXPO)

DJ Johnny Sierra (The Death Set)

DJ Nine Lives The Cat (The Death Set)

Plus special guest appearances by Michael Vick, Lester Diamond and the ghost of Nicole Brown Simpson.

buck buck buck.

We’re goin in, and we’re gonna go hard.

Warmth among friends was shared in both temperature and liquid form at Party Expo thanks to the bands Boogie Boarders, Snakes Say Hiss, and special guests: Thee Oh Sees who were doin’ their thing and jammin’ everyone’s hearts out.  Upstairs, Cool Hand Luke, Maxwell 57, Nick Gazin, and Maggie LEE were spinning it all around; there wasn’t a dry body in the place.  So here’s to Vice and Colt 45, we raise our cans to you, free beer, pool, floor ponds, and skate ramps.  You better believe we love those summer nights.

party party party, lets all get wasted

I really enjoy shows that take you inside the mind of a funny person. Chapelle Show, Curb, and now apparently Louie.

Oh, and that bit about the milk cartons? PRICELESS.

The Great American Spirit

July 1st, 2010

The 4th of July, a really spectacular holiday if you think about it. Our country is in the dumps, there’s oil in the water, everyone’s turning into a fucking scientologist, and yet people all across America will still spend this Sunday eating red meat and drinking Budweiser with their friends and family. Without fail. Say what you want, Europe, we still invented the motherfuckin’ BARBEQUE. Chew on that you pussyfoots.

NOW GET OUT THERE AND BLOW SOME SHIT UP FOR YOUR COUNTRY!

Come or the terrorists win!

June 28th, 2010

EXPO SHOW

ALL OF YOUR DREAMS WILL COME TRUE.

July 2nd @ Party Expo!

June 25th, 2010

Basement Show in the Bronx

June 19th, 2010

Whack and Gilded Age were sick, it was a going away party for my friend.

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Two Wheels is a Religion

June 18th, 2010

PROSTHETICS, CRAZY SPIRIT, LONG PIGS @ PARTY EXPO, July 13 2010
8PM
$7
ALL AGES

Go to this show, good punk bands!

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The Death Set “Far Weathered Friends” from Project Fathom on Vimeo.