How far would you go for love? I might take a subway from Bushwick to the Bronx, but they’d have to be really good looking and in a band or something.
But this girl did some CRAZY SHIT.
Elizabeth Annette Robinson is a 13 year old girl who lives in Cypress, Texas. On one moonlit evening, Elizabeth met a 12 year old boy named Dylan while playng Xbox. The two clicked over their love of Call of Duty and Cheetos. Every night, Elizabeth would light candles and isolate herself in her bedroom so she could talk to Dylan with her Xbox headset. Even Elizabeth’s mother, Tressa Robinson, noticed that her daughter was acting strange. “She was always with the headset, always talking. That’s how they communicated through the Xbox.” (Aww, how romantic!)
But eventually, Elizabeth decided she was tired of a cyber relationship and wanted to see Dylan for realz. But the problem was that Dylan lived in Hodgenville, Kentucky, which is 800 miles away. But this would not stop Elizabeth from seeing the love of her life. She was so determined that even when Dylan tried to convince her not to come, she went anyway. (Elizabeth, if your ‘true love’ is telling you not to come over, that is a MAJOR red flag.)
So, on one Thursday evening, Elizabeth stole her mom’s ATM card, snuck out her bedroom window, and stole her brother’s car so she could drive up north and meet Dylan.
Her face should be next to the definition of dedication in the dictionary. Also next to the definition of crazy pubescent psycho chick.
Elizabeth was 50 miles outside of Nashville before the police found her and apprehended her. But her mom was pretty impressed with her driving skills, and decided to drive Elizabeth out to Kentucky to meet Dylan and end the insanity.
No word on what Elizabeth and Dylan’s meeting was like. But I can guess that they played a bunch of Xbox together while she played way too hard to get (which confused Dylan, caused a lack of communication, and ultimately lead to an end in their relationship and lots of depressing tweets on Elizabeth’s part).
“@Dylan383, I luved u sooo much and now u think ur 2 good 4 me. 800 miles is nothing i will always luv u!!!! “