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A new study shows that the amount of silicon in beer actually promotes healthy bones in humans. This is PERFECT. More degenerative thinking is exactly what we need among the kinds of people we associate with.

so this is DEFINITELY a good idea, right?

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The violence unfolded after Mr. Iavecchio, who was armed, asked the men to leave because they were smoking cigarettes in a vestibule, according to the police. Mr. Iavecchio then escorted the men outside, where the ensuing fight and shooting were captured on a surveillance video, a law enforcement official said.

According to the official, words were exchanged and the two men “put their hands” on Mr. Iavecchio. He pulled out a .380-caliber Ruger pistol, but the men “go back at him and he shoots,” the official said.

Mr. Iavecchio fired two shots; one bullet hit one of the men in the chest and the other hit the second man in the stomach, the police said.

Detectives at the 115th Precinct station house were reviewing the video. The official added that Mr. Iavecchio had an active and unrestricted license to carry a concealed weapon.

“So his permit is valid,” the official said.

The Article on the ‘New York Times Web Page’

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Don’t smoke kids! If cancer doesn’t get you the law will catch up with you first.

Robert Sylvester, 57, jumps from his sports utility vehicle while waving his gun at police before he jumped the median and was gunned down in the middle of I-55/74 at 11am Monday, February 7, 2010. Sylvester is a suspect in the robbery of Check n Go at Market and Hinshaw Streets, police said. The man fled with an undisclosed amount of cash. Sylvester led police on a high speed chase from Lexington to I-39 before he stopped on I-55/74 just north of Normal Community West High School.

Robert Sylvester jumps a highway media after waving his gun at police. (nice shoes!)

Robert Sylvester avoides traffic before being gunned down in the middle of I-55/74

OUR GODDAMN PHOTOGRAPHER ALMOST GOT HIT BY A CAR GETTNG THAT LAST SHOT!!!

SUPERCHIEF! We get YOU the news first!!!!

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and BRAVEHEART.

Annnnnnd as you may more recently know him:

Thanks, Internet.

So what if he talks trash to women and jews? (No, for real, so what? Who gives a shit if the monkey that dances to the organ grinder hates women? DANCE, monkey!)

Look! He’s Dancing! He’s Dancing!

So let me get this right: They take a website i do, on occasion, watch for free (One that got crazy popular by letting funny people do funny things and then offering some percentage of ownership to Will Ferrel, as well as agreeing to fluff his ego when needed- the landlord is still really funny, btw) and then they give that website a ton of money, way bigger budgets, putting THAT content on HBO, which they will charge most of america for, even though their main audience is online savvy and ready to press the “torrent” button at the rumored drop of an album… so no one is going to watch this thing on tv. Just sayin.

How long you think it’ll last? (whatever, your mom might love it!)

OK, NOW PUT IT AWAY AGAIN.

Seaside vacationers in New Zealand are swimming in fear because of a bully dolphin.

A bad-boy bottlenose has been treating beachgoers like nautical nerds, overturning kayaks and tipping over skiers.

“He’s doing what we all do as teenagers,” a dolphin-behavior expert said. “He’s testing his boundaries, but he’s testing them on humans.”

We made this asshole rich and famous because he recorded this shitty video. The sentiment is still true though, have a super gay night!

w33d w33d is the best

Vancouver is gearing up to host the Winter Olympics this week. Everyone’s real excited. Figure skating, curling, figure skating, bobsled, figure skating, shit’s crazy.

But apparently there’s a seedier underbelly to this year’s Olympics that no one wants you to know about. HOOKERS. That’s right, HOOKERS from around the world are flocking to Vancouver like it’s the fucking free clinic. It’s open season on these tourists, ladies so pack your bags!

Wait…what bags? what am I even talking about, these chicks aren’t gonna change their clothes!

Our heads are literally exploding thinking about all the cool sex shit that’s gonna go down with so much international talent in one place. Is there such thing as exchange of information in the prostitution business? Because there should be.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, but really, YES.

YOU REALLY DONT WANT TO LOOK AFTER THE JUMP.

FOR REAL.

FUCKING WOW.

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HAPPY SATURDAY, KIDS!

LIVE A LIL’ BIT, LIGHT SOME SHIT ON FIRE!

Sigourney Weaver is “a fallen woman who should not be allowed to treat anyone.” These crazy Russians want James Cameron arrested for making Avatar, and if that statement doesn’t hold up in a court of law, I don’t know what will. Russians are great at making shit like this up, which I guess is what happens when you have a perpetual vodka hangover.

This guy is fugging BRIILLLLLLIANNNT. Yo Ed, lets get him his own dot TV show? Misspelling of the century: “hippicrite”

@communistsusa lets all get black-listed this weekend! Yiiikkkkeeeesss.