ALCOHOLICS NOW HAVE SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE OF THEIR INVINCIBILITY
February 8th, 2010
EX-COP ENFORCES NO SMOKING LAW TO THE BLOODY LETTER OF THE LAW
February 8th, 2010

The violence unfolded after Mr. Iavecchio, who was armed, asked the men to leave because they were smoking cigarettes in a vestibule, according to the police. Mr. Iavecchio then escorted the men outside, where the ensuing fight and shooting were captured on a surveillance video, a law enforcement official said.
According to the official, words were exchanged and the two men “put their hands” on Mr. Iavecchio. He pulled out a .380-caliber Ruger pistol, but the men “go back at him and he shoots,” the official said.
Mr. Iavecchio fired two shots; one bullet hit one of the men in the chest and the other hit the second man in the stomach, the police said.
Detectives at the 115th Precinct station house were reviewing the video. The official added that Mr. Iavecchio had an active and unrestricted license to carry a concealed weapon.
“So his permit is valid,” the official said.
The Article on the ‘New York Times Web Page’
MORAL OF THE STORY:

Don’t smoke kids! If cancer doesn’t get you the law will catch up with you first.
BREAKING NEWS! GUNFIRE ON THE HIGHWAY AND SUPERCHIEF WAS THERE FIRST!!!!
February 8th, 2010
Robert Sylvester, 57, jumps from his sports utility vehicle while waving his gun at police before he jumped the median and was gunned down in the middle of I-55/74 at 11am Monday, February 7, 2010. Sylvester is a suspect in the robbery of Check n Go at Market and Hinshaw Streets, police said. The man fled with an undisclosed amount of cash. Sylvester led police on a high speed chase from Lexington to I-39 before he stopped on I-55/74 just north of Normal Community West High School.
Robert Sylvester jumps a highway media after waving his gun at police. (nice shoes!)
Robert Sylvester avoides traffic before being gunned down in the middle of I-55/74
OUR GODDAMN PHOTOGRAPHER ALMOST GOT HIT BY A CAR GETTNG THAT LAST SHOT!!!
SUPERCHIEF! We get YOU the news first!!!!
For The Gents: #11! (think we might run out? we wont.)
February 8th, 2010
FINE, I’LL STEAL THAT FROM THE INTERNET TOO.
February 8th, 2010
So let me get this right: They take a website i do, on occasion, watch for free (One that got crazy popular by letting funny people do funny things and then offering some percentage of ownership to Will Ferrel, as well as agreeing to fluff his ego when needed- the landlord is still really funny, btw) and then they give that website a ton of money, way bigger budgets, putting THAT content on HBO, which they will charge most of america for, even though their main audience is online savvy and ready to press the “torrent” button at the rumored drop of an album… so no one is going to watch this thing on tv. Just sayin.
How long you think it’ll last? (whatever, your mom might love it!)
YEAH, ITS BEEN 20 YEARS… GIMMIE SOME 90′S NOW. (this weed hangover is killing me)
February 8th, 2010
OK, NOW PUT IT AWAY AGAIN.
The Weekly Bizarre Blotter: Dorsal Fiend
February 8th, 2010

Seaside vacationers in New Zealand are swimming in fear because of a bully dolphin.
A bad-boy bottlenose has been treating beachgoers like nautical nerds, overturning kayaks and tipping over skiers.
“He’s doing what we all do as teenagers,” a dolphin-behavior expert said. “He’s testing his boundaries, but he’s testing them on humans.”
The Superbowl is Gay, a gem of Web 1.0
February 7th, 2010
We made this asshole rich and famous because he recorded this shitty video. The sentiment is still true though, have a super gay night!
w33d w33d is the best
THEY’RE ADDING A NEW EVENT TO THE WINTER OLYPMICS; IT’S CALLED THE CLAP.
February 7th, 2010
Vancouver is gearing up to host the Winter Olympics this week. Everyone’s real excited. Figure skating, curling, figure skating, bobsled, figure skating, shit’s crazy.
But apparently there’s a seedier underbelly to this year’s Olympics that no one wants you to know about. HOOKERS. That’s right, HOOKERS from around the world are flocking to Vancouver like it’s the fucking free clinic. It’s open season on these tourists, ladies so pack your bags!
Wait…what bags? what am I even talking about, these chicks aren’t gonna change their clothes!
Our heads are literally exploding thinking about all the cool sex shit that’s gonna go down with so much international talent in one place. Is there such thing as exchange of information in the prostitution business? Because there should be.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, but really, YES.
ONLY IN NEW YORK BABY
February 6th, 2010


THREE EXAMPLES OF “FUCK, RUN.” (THE “OR YOU’RE DEAD” EDITION)
February 6th, 2010
WE PROMISE TO ALWAYS DO WEIRD SHIT LIKE GOOGLE “james cameron communist” ON A SATURDAY MORNING SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO
February 6th, 2010
Sigourney Weaver is “a fallen woman who should not be allowed to treat anyone.” These crazy Russians want James Cameron arrested for making Avatar, and if that statement doesn’t hold up in a court of law, I don’t know what will. Russians are great at making shit like this up, which I guess is what happens when you have a perpetual vodka hangover.
This guy is fugging BRIILLLLLLIANNNT. Yo Ed, lets get him his own dot TV show? Misspelling of the century: “hippicrite”
@communistsusa lets all get black-listed this weekend! Yiiikkkkeeeesss.






















