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People who read the punkest blog in the world might have heard of my good friend, Mike Chickenman. If you’ve been to a punk show in the tri-state area you’ve probably seen him around, or been present for some of his famous punk rock hijinks.

If you’re like me he threw up on your shoe, fell asleep on the floor and then got arrested. I’m not sure if he’s much of an activist or anything, but he has definitely been to more shows in New York than Vinnie Stigma.

Anyway here’s the first installment of,

Hi everyone!

This Friday May 1st everyone should go to Club Europa in Brooklyn to see the STAR FUCKING HIPSTERS, they are fucking amazing.

I am going back to Club Europa for the first time since I got banned. About two years ago I went to go see the world/inferno friendship society play there and I was pretty drunk. I had been drinking beer and brandy then it was time to go into the show!!

Before I went in, I took this little pepper and drew on a face on it. I called it Sgt. Pepper and I took him into the show with me. The Measure (sa) played first. They are one of my favorite bands from New Jersey, and this was the first time I saw them. So, I got really stoked and ran up on the stage during the first song. I had Sgt. Pepper and I did an amazing stage dive but NOBODY CAUGHT ME! I fell but I didn’t want to hurt myself so I put the pepper in front of my face to block the fall but OH MY GOD THE PEPPER EXPLODED AND I WAS BLINDED BY HOT PEPPER JUICE!

Then, within minutes, I was picked up off my feet and thrown out of the club by a cowboy. I don’t know who the hell the cowboy was but I had a huge fight with the bouncer and the owner. They told me I was banned, and I have been ever since. I am going back this Friday for Star Fucking Hipsters because they are GREAT and their album, Until We’re Dead rules!

Check them out, www.myspace.com/starfuckinghipsters, and wish me luck getting in!

-Mike Chickenman

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Sex sells, but so does being really really clever.

“A Glendale woman stabbed her boyfriend with a corkscrew during an argument in their home, authorities said yesterday.

“[The woman], 44, clashed for unknown reason with her boyfriend in their residence… at 11:40 p.m. on Oct. 31, sources said.

“[She] allegedly grabbed the corkscrew and plunged it into the man’s arm, then picked up a knife and stabbed him in the face.

“She was charged with assault and menacing, said a spokeswoman for Queens DA Richard Brown.”

fuck…is it still raining out?

yes, its good to see that people are still striving for greatness.

but you cant mess with fletch, man. (said with all the fondness without re-inspection i can muster.)

I think fletch ruled because he was the one i got to watch when i was 7 years old and my folks had HBO. I watched this guy bullshit with people, lie to authority figures, drink and get drunk and then steal someone’s hot ass girlfriend by being a cool dude.

remember role models?

French Roast from Piokaz on Vimeo.

I get it.

You can get it too, HERE.

(hey guy at whatevs, we’re watching you man. big smiles all day.)

Because its too much work to scroll up and down, i’m putting that LSD youtube on the page AGAIN.

Now quick! when it tells you to look away, look at that thing above!

Jess Gough is 20 years old and based in London, UK. She is an important part of Platform.

She also has a blog called Between Here and Mountains and a flickr.

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Is everyone excited to be living in the future? Your favorite cyber punks are, and except for deceased founder, Carl Crack, ATR has announced their reunion. If you are unaware, they started their own freaky-euro-music-genre called “digital hardcore” that blended punk hardcore, noise and electro.

Now I just have to convince SUPERCHIEF to guestlist me on their tour.

Once that internet trip wears off I have a story to tell you about…

There was this crazy dude in the neighborhood I grew up in, everyone called him Power-Mike. Power-Mike sat outside an ice cream shop everyday in a full suit, rain sleet or snow, drinking Budweisers out of a coffee cup. Sounds fuckin awesome, right? Ehhh…not really.

If you ever tried talking to Power-Mike you were considered a fucking moron. Nothing that came out of his mouth made any sense, and he was guaranteed to yell some really offensive racial slurs mid-conversation. I once saw him yell at a lady for tying her dog to a tree because “she didn’t put any fuckin’ coffee in the meter.” For real.

Anyway, the story of Power-Mike goes like this: around 1970, when Power-Mike was in high school, his senior class took a trip out to an amusement park in New Jersey. This was the day that Power-Mike’s life changed. One of his classmates decided it would be funny to spike his soda with LSD while he wasn’t looking, and from then on, well…take a guess. Supposedly the acid kicked in while he was riding on a roller-coaster. After the ride, he punched the attendant in the face, got arrested, went bat-shit crazy, and became the resident crazy of Hastings-on-Hudson, New York.

The history of LSD usage in America parallels the story of Power-Mike more than you might expect. Forget all that lovey-dovey, peace and happiness shit that your parents told you about. When LSD was first introduced in America, the CIA went absolutely CRAZY experimenting with it’s potential military uses. They initially thought it was going to be a revolutionary new way to interrogate military hostages and control entire enemy populations. NO JOKE, you can read all about it here.

LEARN ABOUT AN ENTIRE FRENCH TOWN THAT WAS DRUGGED BY THE CIA AFTER THE JUMP!!!!!!!!!

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Record Makers Promo from CreativeApplications.Net on Vimeo.

im into this !!

NINJASONIK TONIGHT @ THE MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY!!!!!!!